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« on: June 11, 2008, 09:08 PM »

Welcome to the newest Cracked.com Photoshop Contest.  It will run from Thursday June 12th until Wednesday June 18th.

If you've never played before, it works like this:

1.  We're going to give you a theme;

2.  You will make an amusing photoshop image that conforms to that theme;

3.  You will post it in this thread;
 
4.  You can submit as many entries as you want;
 
5.  If your image has naked people in it, please just link to the image rather than including the picture itself in your post;

6.  In a week we will pick a winner and run it on the front page of Cracked.com, along with the runners-up, thus making you instantly world famous.

7.  The first-place winner will win FIVE THOUSAND pennies, which is $50.

8.  The runners-up will win THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING THEY ALMOST WON and other than that, not a damned thing.
 
9.  Please leave this thread just to the entries, no chit-chat. If you want to talk about the entries, start a new thread.

10.  IMPORTANT:  Entries can be no wider than 480 pixels.  Any bigger and it's automatically disqualified.

11.  If you're completely new to the concept of posting images online, you'll have to find some place to host your image, like photobucket.com where they'll host your image for free.  Then you just link to it.

I know there is a forum file attachment upload feature but it doesn't work for everybody.

Couldn't be simpler.  Ready?
 
Okay.  This week's theme is:

Jobs Too Awesome To Exist.

Pretty straightforward.  We're prefer photoshops of the people DOING the jobs as opposed to simple job listings.

Go to it!

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« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2008, 11:21 PM »



Okay, I'll call it a warmup...
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« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2008, 02:29 AM »

OK, I think this one is much better. Though, I suppose it could be NSFW so I will link it:

Professional Bikini
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« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2008, 06:33 AM »

And of course I make a stupid-ass mistake right off the damned bat, here's the image in the correct size



could a mod please delete my previous post.
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« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2008, 08:33 AM »

this is my first time...

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« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2008, 09:13 AM »

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm249/KeanuMayne/aphotoshop.jpg
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« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2008, 09:28 AM »

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm249/KeanuMayne/jesuspimped.jpg





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