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[MiguelAtlavazcar]

In all seriousness, I do think that Norm McDonald is actually funny. But I really, really didn't like Dirty Work.

Thank God, I was starting to question my own taste for a minute.  Don't scare me like that again.

Just so we're clear, I didn't actually like the Love Guru.

[StantheGarbageMan]

Worst movie I have ever seen? I'd have to say Crossbones.

Study this picture well, because next time you see it at your local DVD rental store, you must kill it with fire.


This was the most hackneyed, ridiculous, disappointing film I had ever seen. My mom gave it to me as a stocking stuffer for christmas, thinking it was could be some  cheesy "so bad it's good" pirate flick. But alas it turned out to be a shitty low-budget piece of shit. The actors, the lines, and the whole plot was utterly stupid. Not to mention the characters were such stereotypical cardboard cutouts I wanted to beat them upside the head with a billiard rack.

[The Furlinator]

Any movie that ends with the word "Movie" that isn't The Simpsons Movie or the Onion Movie. Also any film that ends with "Spartans".

Other than that, Strange Wilderness was awful beyond belief, Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3, and Madagascar. Bleguh.

[Sa9jev]

Southland Tales is now officially the worst movie I've ever seen. Fuck you twice, Richard Kelly. Fuck.

[Armonster]

Even thinking about watching this movie makes me want to fall into a diabetic coma.

[NagaSadow]

I gotta throw "Sleepaway Camp" into the discussion.

[LoveRhino]

I lost brain cells watching this.

[jerewhit]

Any movie that ends with the word "Movie" that isn't The Simpsons Movie or the Onion Movie. Also any film that ends with "Spartans".

Other than that, Strange Wilderness was awful beyond belief, Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3, and Madagascar. Bleguh.

I'm with ya as long as you make an exception for these: Superman: The Movie,  Kentucky Fried Movie, and GI Joe: The Movie (the animated one).  Ok, the last one not so much, just one of my personal favorites. 

Yeah, Strange Wilderness was a turd.

[David Wong]

I gotta throw "Sleepaway Camp" into the discussion.

It did the Crying Game years before the Crying Game. 

[Ronsonic]

I see a few truly bad movies listed here, but only Epic Movie comes close to the hideousness that is Pacific Inferno. Starring and produced by Jim Brown this was clearly intended to portray the awesomeness of the best running back of all time.  Except there's no football. There's WWII, and so-so-hot Philippino chicks and a black football player portraying a Navy frogman. And we know that there were no black frogmen before Cuba Gooding Jr.. Hell, there still aren't any. Not a racial thing, just a "for the same fucking reason there aren't any white cornerbacks" thing.

So here's this football player who's playing a diver and he's the producer and the writers are obviously scared shitless he'll stomp them if they don't write it so that everyone in the audience mutters "whadda guy" after every scene. But they know this Producer/Star/Big scary guy is so treestump clueless about what will and won't impress an audience they write it so even a dimwitted 12 year old can tell they tried to write it to make the star look good. Of course this backfires so horribly that you spend the whole movie wondering if he really thought this was working for him.

Oh, and the writers and the director are abjectly ignorant of any matters relating in any way to any military organization that has ever gotten more than three people to march in step at the same time. Jim Brown having been in the truly awesome Dirty Dozen was probably the technical consultant. I'm pretty sure he was ad-libbing his own lines.

It just doesn't get any worse - Honest.

[The Furlinator]

Any movie that ends with the word "Movie" that isn't The Simpsons Movie or the Onion Movie. Also any film that ends with "Spartans".

Other than that, Strange Wilderness was awful beyond belief, Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3, and Madagascar. Bleguh.

I'm with ya as long as you make an exception for these: Superman: The Movie,  Kentucky Fried Movie, and GI Joe: The Movie (the animated one).  Ok, the last one not so much, just one of my personal favorites. 

Yeah, Strange Wilderness was a turd.

Dang, i forgot to include Kentucky Fried Movie. Love that one. I'm also going to make a distinction between flims ending in "Movie" and "The Movie", because there are countless films based on some book or TV show that is generally "Book: The Movie" that might not be as bad as something like "Epic Movie".

I'd also like to throw this into the mix:


Kids dragging you to movies always suck. Always.

[MrWiseguy]

Kazaam?Anyone?I actually consider it being worse than Epic Movie, and that's saying a lot.

[Verminator]

Now that you mention it, I've got to give the (x) Movie films the bad rep. They leech off of decent films, which would be fine if their efforts at humour weren't utterly retarded and seldom even pertinent to the film being parodied. The fact that people can make so much money off so little effort is despicable, especially when its done at the expense of decent filmmakers.

[GeorgeMichael]

yeah... the (x) movies are horrible, but they can't be worse than Baby Geniuses 2... the first one was God Awful, but this just took it to new depths of complete and utter shit.

[ApocalypseWhen]

I've seen a LOT of movies, both good and bad. I didn't enjoy the first Cube as much as a lot of people, I thought a few parts were decent but it was still at least watchable. The same cannot be said for it's sequel, Cube 2: Hypercube. The only reason I watched this is because I'm trying to watch all the movies in our collection and I don't know how this ended up there, but I can honestly say, without hyperbole, that it is the worst movie I have ever seen. I have never seen a movie in my life that I am so surprised that I actually finished, it must have been the longest 90 minutes of my life. Everything, EVERYTHING about it is completely irredeemable. Usually I can find something I liked about any movie...not in this case. This movie was made by Lucifer himself.

[Mr.Zen]

The Godfather (see Peter Griffin's explanation on Family Guy, I agree with him.)

[Peace Frog]

The Godfather (see Peter Griffin's explanation on Family Guy, I agree with him.)

Some of us haven't seen that episode. Can you explain?

[Homunculus]

Something like "I just didn't care for it."

You know, the type of argument that usually suffices when you bring one of most highly rated movies of all time into a forum discussion about complete garbage titles that should have never been made.

[cowlick]

i haven't seen many movies, but one that comes to mind is Vantage Point. what a piece of garbage.

[fatalist11235]

Something like "I just didn't care for it."

You know, the type of argument that usually suffices when you bring one of most highly rated movies of all time into a forum discussion about complete garbage titles that should have never been made.

Its movies you didnt like very much not garbage titles that should never have been made. I'll 2nd The Godfather as well, not that it doesnt deserve its accolades i just personally didnt enjoy it as much as i thought i would.