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[Staff]

About a month ago a dude on the Sherdog forums discovered a budding subculture of men claiming that society was forcing them to be lonely. Three leaders had emerged through daily videos were they ramble on about their cause. Their names are Steve, Bill, and Dwayne.

Steve is a 36 year old man who is absolutely fustrated with the "Pussy Renaissance". He is currently unemployeed and dumbfounded that women are not impressed with his status as a marathon runner.

Bill is a redneck from Iowa that hates women and is illiterate.

Dwayne is a 450 lbs blob that is the descendant of a circus freak. That is not a joke. He admitted in one video that his grandmother was the fat lady in a circus. His grandfather, therefore, is the type of guy that would have unprotected sex with a circus freak. His weight is such a problem for him that he won't even sit on a chair to use a computer because it will hurt his ass. Instead he lays down on a mattress. He lives off disability checks.

Together these three claim that they are lonely because of society. They blame women for shutting them down 2-5 seconds into any interaction. Why? Because the rise of feminism (which was funded by the CIA to destablize society) has led women to develop impossible-to-satisfy criteria for a potential mate.

To solve this problem they want their followers to print out a PDF document and distribute it at coffee-houses, university campuses, etc. They think they will change the world by bringing awareness to their loneliess. They believe women will want to have sex with them from pity.

The PDF document is also batshit insane. It was written by the illiterate one that hates women, so you know it's a good read. My favourite quote is "Now when somebody like this watches TV, it's just like me. And they see. You could be watching a show like Cold Case Files on TV. And you see a woman that got killed. And you smile. You're happy. You're happy because she's dead." They seriously want people to go distribute this in real life.

Recently the movement became stale. Bill and Dwayne had harrassed another Youtuber (a dominatrix, you can't make this shit up) by finding her information online and then phoning her home and what not. She reported them to Youtube, and contacted police but somehow she was the one that had her account terminated. Since then they have been a lot less crazy. Still crazy, but they clearly had calmed down a bit.

That was until tonight. Ladies and gentlemen, I present you Bill122460 vs. Feminism


Furthermore, I made some songs using soundbytes from their videos and you should check these out:
"How Hard Is That?"
"TFL Anthem"

[Lotharian]

Those are some ill beats. What do you use?

And as far as TFL is concerned... There are no words.

[ShakeyPapers]

Wow. "They're not Goddesses, they're skankisists."

I have a feeling there's a half-empty quart of rum sitting just off camera.

[Staff]

Those are some ill beats. What do you use?

And as far as TFL is concerned... There are no words.

I didn't make the beats, they came with Fruity Loops. I just put the soundbytes over top.

[fatalist11235]

"Now when somebody like this watches TV, it's just like me. And they see. You could be watching a show like Cold Case Files on TV. And you see a woman that got killed. And you smile. You're happy. You're happy because she's dead."

so·ci·o·path   Pronunciation[soh-see-uh-path, soh-shee-]
–noun Psychiatry. a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility or social conscience. 

[David Wong]

I've watched several of these videos and I seriously can't even tell what they want to happen in response to their complaints.

[Staff]

I've watched several of these videos and I seriously can't even tell what they want to happen in response to their complaints.

They want to educate people about how they're lonely and once enough people know about that hot chicks are going to have sex with them.

They feel it's not them that needs to change, but society. This is going to be difficult, of course, given that the New World Order is looking to make a carefully selected group of people lonely.



Anyway, Steve has been kicked out of the movement because now he's going out to clubs instead of staying inside.

[David Wong]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gpyfeIgMngI

So he believes all the women conspire with each other?

[Johnny Roastbeef]

Bill on "Do Women Go By Looks?", edited to show his true form

[Staff]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gpyfeIgMngI

So he believes all the women conspire with each other?

Steve is the one I've watched the least. My favourite part of this video is that he's sitting in his car in a parking lot.

[webby]

I was confused by this, first he says the renaissance was what stopped people blindly following the church, then he says that the "pussy renaissance" is coming to an end? Does that mean we will blindly follow something again soon? Then he totally saved it with that impression of a woman though, who doesn't know a girl who regularly, in an incredibly shrill voice, says "Hoochie Coochie, I've got my little pussy". It's that kind of observation skill that's going to win them the followers I tell ya.

[Kicsi Viz]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gpyfeIgMngI

Well, he has convinced me of one thing.  Women would rather sleep with 50-150 other guys within a 1-mile radius of their home than to sleep with him.

[coolman]

Dwayne likes the word "fucking" a lot.

I think I am a bad person for laughing at that desperate plea at the end of the video.

[David Wong]

who doesn't know a girl who regularly, in an incredibly shrill voice, says "Hoochie Coochie, I've got my little pussy". It's that kind of observation skill that's going to win them the followers I tell ya.

I'm going to write a novel where it's all in the first person, and the narrator is a woman, and she's talking like that the whole time in her head.

[EUCJ]

I sense another movie deal coming.

[not terribly clever]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gpyfeIgMngI

So he believes all the women conspire with each other?

And we've got the CIA and the Illuminati on our side so you should all just accept the fact the you're screwed because, well, you're not getting screwed.

[El Fideo]

Wow.

You know, I've got rotten people skills, especially when talking to girls, but I suddenly feel really good to be me.

Because I'm not them.

I like girls.

[Glenn]

I think I know what's going on here. Women, in their fiendish way, have harvests most of the negative feelings the rest of us men sometimes have about women, compressed that shit into a ball, and inserted it into these guys. Just ignore them for eternity and presto, they have their pick of docile men to do their bidding.

[webby]

Dwayne likes the word "fucking" a lot.

I think I am a bad person for laughing at that desperate plea at the end of the video.

I almost feel bad because even accidentally I made a fat joke. In the 'more info' section I read:

Because I'm just fed up, angry, hurt, depressed, frustrated, sad and emotionally abused

as:

Because I'm just fed up, hungry, hurt, depressed, frustrated, sad and emotionally abused

Damn stereotypes.

[Staff]

"He should be alone until he dies because he don't have a 3 figure income, okay?"(3:44)

The best part about Bill's reasoning is that Steve doesn't have a 1 figure income job, and so I guess it makes some sense.