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« on: May 11, 2008, 09:53 PM »

http://www.breitbart.tv/html/93283.html

I read some background and apparently the woman has bipolar disorder, and when she doesn't take her medicine, she does this.
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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2008, 10:00 PM »
I...I actually know the officer that arrested her for that.  He showed me this video the other day when I asked him how his day went.
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2008, 10:23 PM »
I wonder if she'll press charges.
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« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2008, 01:35 AM »
Quote from: Bwago on May 11, 2008, 10:23 PM
I wonder if she'll press charges.

I hope she does so we can get the courtroom sequel.
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« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2008, 01:51 AM »
Quote from: Nathan_Birch on May 12, 2008, 01:35 AM
Quote from: Bwago on May 11, 2008, 10:23 PM
I wonder if she'll press charges.

I hope she does so we can get the courtroom sequel.

What, so she can scream objection for five minutes?
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« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2008, 02:15 AM »
Well, that certainly is a crank-ass ho.
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« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2008, 02:50 AM »
If I was on that bus I would've been pretty scared
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« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2008, 04:55 AM »
Soooo... do we know what the old lady called her?
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« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2008, 05:22 AM »
Quote from: The Green Lantern on May 12, 2008, 01:51 AM
Quote from: Nathan_Birch on May 12, 2008, 01:35 AM
Quote from: Bwago on May 11, 2008, 10:23 PM
I wonder if she'll press charges.

I hope she does so we can get the courtroom sequel.

What, so she can scream objection for five minutes?

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Also, it's a blatant picture of a giant dongfist and a pair of hairy balls.
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« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2008, 06:34 AM »
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=35601
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« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2008, 06:51 AM »
Sweet remix
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« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2008, 07:03 AM »
I've come to a brilliant conclusion that putting Soulja Boy's "album" on repeat would be a successful method of torture.
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« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2008, 09:59 AM »
I guess she didn't feel that they took her seriously after the first eleven times she threatened to press charges and felt that telling them two more times was adequate to get the message across.
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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2008, 11:25 AM »
This is something that should never happen to anyone, with the possible exceptions of Robin Williams, Whoopi Goldberg, and Queen Latifah.
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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2008, 11:28 AM »
I am dissapointed that no one mentioned that "They'd hit that" or make an off topic remark about something irrelevent  only to specify that they were speaking about their penis.

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« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2008, 12:09 PM »
I would, but my penis is frightened.
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« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2008, 12:17 PM »
I like the comments from all the people confirming my belief that as soon as Obama is sworn in, the masses will become Soulja Boy singing schizophrenics attacking old women.  Also, the guy who thought she was saying "I'm president Charlie" helped make my day.
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« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2008, 12:33 PM »
I'd hit that twice!


(there ya go tgn)
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« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2008, 07:52 AM »
I'd hit that too, i mean come on that green jacket, sitting there lookin all sweet and... oh you mean the crazy bitch.
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« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2008, 01:11 PM »
Someone added hilarious subtitles to the video.  Hilarious
http://break.com/index/crazy-subway-girl.html
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