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.....YOU WORTHLESS PISS-STAINED COCKJUGGLING MONGOLOID FUCKING SIMPLETON, AND I AM GOING TO PERSONALLY HUNT DOWN YOUR MOTHER AND FART IN HER CUNT."

i just peed my pants

[sovietdisco]

I don't think the dog humping the Earth "means" anything, but it's far and away my favorite entry so far this week.
It's just fucking gorgeous in its simplicity and absurdity.  The space helmet on the dog really makes it for me.

[headbangking]

yeah i really like that one.
I also I love the dustmites one.

tired of rick rolls and pedo bear....and swine flu

pink eye one was great

[Demmagog]

I don't think the dog humping the Earth "means" anything, but it's far and away my favorite entry so far this week.
It's just fucking gorgeous in its simplicity and absurdity.  The space helmet on the dog really makes it for me.

That's what I felt when I first saw it too. Honestly, I didn't even think about the "coming" joke - I was thinking more of those mysterious teaser movie ads that come out sometimes, where there is no information and just a picture of something bizarre, with the release date or "Coming Soon" underneath. The dog shop captures the feel *perfectly* but injects it with just the right amount of ridiculous (that amount being: lots)

[Djavo]

Dawn of the Dreads:D

Very well done! One of my favourites next to the humping dog

[armdnrdy]

http://www.cracked.com/forums/index.php?topic=57390.msg1328119#msg1328119
http://www.cracked.com/forums/index.php?topic=57390.msg1328244#msg1328244
http://www.cracked.com/forums/index.php?topic=57390.msg1328159#msg1328159
http://www.cracked.com/forums/index.php?topic=57390.msg1328289#msg1328289
http://www.cracked.com/forums/index.php?topic=57390.msg1328469#msg1328469

Dave - please, please, please please can we add a permanent, stickied rule to the Photoshop contest that says something like the following:

"Memes are not the same thing as jokes. Dozens of people every week waste their time making and submitting pictures that make absolutely no goddamn sense to anybody. If SHOOP DA WHOOP was amusing for about 4 minutes on /b on the 19th of August 2007, parroting it egregiously doesn't make you a comedy genius. What it makes you is a FUCKING RETARDED SPASTIC. What you are doing is making not a joke, not even a comment, but a reference to something that somebody else said YEARS AGO that NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ANY MORE BECAUSE CONTEXTUALLY IT MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS MAKING A REFERENCE TO THE TIME YOUR BUDDY ENUS GOT HIS NUTS CAUGHT IN THE ZIPPER OF HIS OVERALLS ONLY YOU DON'T HAVE A BUDDY ENUS BECAUSE EVERYONE FUCKING DETESTS YOU SO YOU BORROW SOMEBODY ELSE'S BUDDY STORY TO MAKE A REFERENCE TO BUT YOU'RE BORROWING FROM SOMEONE EXACTLY LIKE YOURSELF AND NONE OF YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT IT FUCKING MEANS. YOU'RE JUST SAYING IT AND SAYING IT AND SAYING IT BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE IS SAYING IT AND SAYING IT AND SAYING IT AND ALL IT SAYS IS THAT YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LISTEN TO IS A FUCKING CLONE EXCEPT YOU'RE NOT EVEN CLONES OF ANYBODY VALUABLE, YOU'RE CLONES OF ALL THE GENETIC SHIT THAT JOSEF MENGELE GOT STUCK UNDER HIS FINGERNAILS. YOU ARE A CLONED CHICKEN, A SHEEP, A COW. THIS IS YOU IN RESPONSE TO JOYCE AND PYTHAGORAS AND EINSTEIN: "NURR NURR NURR MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO." FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. I CAN SEE YOUR IP ADDRESS, YOU WORTHLESS PISS-STAINED COCKJUGGLING MONGOLOID FUCKING SIMPLETON, AND I AM GOING TO PERSONALLY HUNT DOWN YOUR MOTHER AND FART IN HER CUNT."

Yeah bro, it's not like anyone has ever won with a meme photoshop. LOL


Oh wait...





Hmmm....

[Mortal Wombat]

A fully thought out joke that goes, "What if somebody used a meme in real life in this way" is not the same thing as a random picture with a meme slapped onto it.

[stressbunny]

I am not usually a laugh out loud sort of person, A giggle or evil chortle is usually my speed, but dammit Dagur, you made me frighten the cat! She fell off the computer desk when I roared with laughter.

If Spot is broken, you get to explain it to the kids.

[Gishface]

Dawn of the Dreads:D

Very well done! One of my favourites next to the humping dog

This was so well done, I did a Google Image Search 5 seconds after I saw it because I was sure it was stolen (it's not.)

Brilliant job, nemirae.

[dagur]

I am not usually a laugh out loud sort of person, A giggle or evil chortle is usually my speed, but dammit Dagur, you made me frighten the cat! She fell off the computer desk when I roared with laughter.

My pic

If Spot is broken, you get to explain it to the kids.

Oh, I'm no good with breaking bad news. I hope Spot pulls through.

By the way, thanks for the praise.

[mournblade]

Dave - please, please, please please can we add a permanent, stickied rule to the Photoshop contest that says something like the following:

"Memes are not the same thing as jokes. Dozens of people every week waste their time making and submitting pictures that make absolutely no goddamn sense to anybody. If SHOOP DA WHOOP was amusing for about 4 minutes on /b on the 19th of August 2007, parroting it egregiously doesn't make you a comedy genius. What it makes you is a FUCKING RETARDED SPASTIC. What you are doing is making not a joke, not even a comment, but a reference to something that somebody else said YEARS AGO that NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ANY MORE BECAUSE CONTEXTUALLY IT MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS MAKING A REFERENCE TO THE TIME YOUR BUDDY ENUS GOT HIS NUTS CAUGHT IN THE ZIPPER OF HIS OVERALLS ONLY YOU DON'T HAVE A BUDDY ENUS BECAUSE EVERYONE FUCKING DETESTS YOU SO YOU BORROW SOMEBODY ELSE'S BUDDY STORY TO MAKE A REFERENCE TO BUT YOU'RE BORROWING FROM SOMEONE EXACTLY LIKE YOURSELF AND NONE OF YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT IT FUCKING MEANS. YOU'RE JUST SAYING IT AND SAYING IT AND SAYING IT BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE IS SAYING IT AND SAYING IT AND SAYING IT AND ALL IT SAYS IS THAT YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LISTEN TO IS A FUCKING CLONE EXCEPT YOU'RE NOT EVEN CLONES OF ANYBODY VALUABLE, YOU'RE CLONES OF ALL THE GENETIC SHIT THAT JOSEF MENGELE GOT STUCK UNDER HIS FINGERNAILS. YOU ARE A CLONED CHICKEN, A SHEEP, A COW. THIS IS YOU IN RESPONSE TO JOYCE AND PYTHAGORAS AND EINSTEIN: "NURR NURR NURR MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO." FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. I CAN SEE YOUR IP ADDRESS, YOU WORTHLESS PISS-STAINED COCKJUGGLING MONGOLOID FUCKING SIMPLETON, AND I AM GOING TO PERSONALLY HUNT DOWN YOUR MOTHER AND FART IN HER CUNT."

GodDAMMIT, Sanchez--I think that's the funniest friggin' thing I've ever read!  You, my friend, have turned ranting and raving into a true art form!  (The last phrase is the icing on the cake.)

[Switchblade]

A fully thought out joke that goes, "What if somebody used a meme in real life in this way" is not the same thing as a random picture with a meme slapped onto it.

Exactly, not to mention the fact that the subject of that week's photoshop had to do with the internet.  It was an internet prank being used in real life, it wasn't the image on the TV that provided the joke, a few different things could have been used.

I'm not in on the bear joke, I have no clue what that one's about. Granted I may be the only one, but I've never seen that meme or cartoon or whatever it is. Every week people post entries with that brown cartoon bear with some text plastered next to it and they make absolutely no sense to me.
Unfortunately, I don't think that too many people who post their entries into the contest read our opinions on here. 

Having said that,  Bee Armageddon is probably one of the funnier ideas I've heard in a  while. What will humans do the day after Bee Armageddon? It's a chilling question indeed.

[dagur]

Just for future reference Switchblade, that is pedobear and, unless you like sexual abuse against children, it will make you sad.

[Switchblade]

Hmmmm, I changed my mind all of those photoshops were hilarious.

[Gishface]

This one was great.  I was freaked out about those eyes for pretty much the entire movie.

Someone seems to have chopped off the top of Bruce Willis's head.  But I guess when you have a rapist alien bear biting you that's the least of your worries.

[wavedout]

Bee Armageddon

There seems to have been extra attention put in to place Jimmy Fallon's head on Tom Hanks body, and I have no idea why.

[Pvt.Biscuits]

Nice. Everyone loves an in-joke.

[AceJustice]

uh...what?  is there something BLATANT im missing here?

[wdburnettii]

I was wondering the same thing myself.