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« on: March 05, 2008, 10:02 PM »

Welcome to the seventh Cracked.com Photoshop Contest.  It will run from Thursday March 6th until Wednesday March 12th.

If you've never played before, it works like this:

1.  We're going to give you a theme;

2.  You will make an amusing photoshop image that conforms to that theme;

3.  You will post it in this thread;
 
4.  You can submit as many entries as you want;
 
5.  If your image has naked people in it, please just link to the image rather than including the picture itself in your post;

6.  In a week we will pick a winner and run it on the front page of Cracked.com, along with the runners-up, thus making you instantly world famous.

7.  The first-place winner will win FIVE THOUSAND pennies, which is $50.

8.  The runners-up will win THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING THEY ALMOST WON and other than that, not a damned thing.
 
9.  Please leave this thread just to the entries, no chit-chat. If you want to talk about the entries, start a new thread.

10.  IMPORTANT:  Entries can be no wider than 480 pixels.  Any bigger and it's automatically disqualified.

Couldn't be simpler.  Ready?
 
Okay.  This week's theme is:

Supervillain Evil Plan Flowcharts 

You've probably seen these flowcharts around, if not here's one example:

The What Would George W Bush Do Flowchart.

They are also a regular feature on Achewood:

Lyle's flow chart for a normal Friday.

Only you'll be charting the convoluted decisions of your average supervillain while executing his master plan.

Got the idea?

Go to it!

EDIT:

Here's a nice early entry from Lord Cownostril to get you going:




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« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2008, 11:45 PM »

Hey, do you think we might be able to make an exception on the 480px rule for this one? Some people might prefer to do landscape orientation like the Lyle flow chart, but 480px would be tough to keep legible (the Lyle flowchart is 700px wide).
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« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2008, 11:50 PM »

I didn't choose the 480 pixel rule to be mean, I chose it because that's how wide the column is on our article pages.

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« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2008, 02:07 AM »


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« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2008, 08:15 AM »

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« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2008, 09:06 AM »

Please delete my last post should be this. Sorry

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« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2008, 09:19 AM »

My idea

It looks horrible but its my first try :)

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« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2008, 12:21 PM »



If I find time, I may make this taller so I can make the text larger.
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« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2008, 01:29 PM »

In the middle of Broadcast class...
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« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2008, 01:43 PM »

Don't know any comic book supervillians.  Is Jason Voorhees an acceptable substitute?



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