Welcome to the seventh Cracked.com Photoshop Contest. It will run from
Thursday March 6th until Wednesday March 12th.
If you've never played before, it works like this:
1. We're going to give you a theme;
2. You will make an amusing photoshop image that conforms to that theme;
3. You will post it in this thread;
4. You can submit as many entries as you want;
5. If your image has naked people in it, please just link to the image rather than including the picture itself in your post;
6. In a week we will pick a winner and run it on the front page of Cracked.com, along with the runners-up, thus making you instantly world famous.
7. The first-place winner will win FIVE THOUSAND pennies, which is $50.
8. The runners-up will win THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING THEY ALMOST WON and other than that, not a damned thing.
9. Please leave this thread just to the entries, no chit-chat. If you want to talk about the entries, start a new thread.
10.
IMPORTANT: Entries can be no wider than 480 pixels. Any bigger and it's automatically disqualified.
Couldn't be simpler. Ready?
Okay. This week's theme is:
Supervillain Evil Plan Flowcharts You've probably seen these flowcharts around, if not here's one example:
The What Would George W Bush Do Flowchart.
They are also a regular feature on Achewood:
Lyle's flow chart for a normal Friday.
Only you'll be charting the convoluted decisions of your average supervillain while executing his master plan.
Got the idea?
Go to it!
EDIT:
Here's a nice early entry from Lord Cownostril to get you going:
