Dave's not at his computer tonight (no I've not killed him, he'll be back on Sunday) so it's my turn to repeat it this time.
Welcome to the fifth Cracked.com Photoshop Contest. It will run from
Thursday February 21st until Wednesday February 27th.
If you've never played before, it works like this:
1. We're going to give you a theme;
2. You will make an amusing photoshop image that conforms to that theme;
3. You will post it in this thread;
4. You can submit as many entries as you want;
5. If your image has naked people in it, please just link to the image rather than including the picture itself in your post;
6. In a week we will pick a winner and run it on the front page of Cracked.com, along with the runners-up, thus making you instantly world famous.
7. The first-place winner will win FIVE THOUSAND pennies, which is $50.
8. The runners-up will win THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING THEY ALMOST WON and other than that, not a damned thing.
Couldn't be simpler. Ready?
Okay. This week's theme is:
Movie Merchandise We Wish They'd Made. Any tie-in product that would have been awesome if the studio and toy makers had the balls (or lack of sense) to sell it. Check out the
post where Sanchez suggested the idea. He also linked to a page that should give you an idea of just one of the directions to take it.
IMPORTANT: Entries can be no wider than 480 pixels. Any bigger and it's automatically disqualified.
You go do it!