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« on: February 19, 2008, 11:10 PM »

The cat's pretty much out of the bag. This was the big news I had been hinting at for months:

http://www.fangoria.com/news_article.php?id=5950

Don Coscarelli, the guy who did Bubba Ho Tep and the Phantasm series, has bought the film rights to my horror novel John Dies at the End.  He contacted me in November and it's taken from then until now to get the paperwork together with the lawyers and all that.

Here's an interview I did with Apex Digest where I mentioned it:

http://www.apexdigest.com/Online/interview080203.shtml

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« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2008, 11:15 PM »

Wow, congrats! That's truly awesome.




That said, can I borrow like a million dollars now that you're gonna be all rich and famous?
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« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2008, 11:15 PM »

I think I speak for us all when I say; congratulations you magnificent bastard.

Have you got Fred Durst lined up for the movie?
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« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2008, 11:16 PM »

Congratulations.

I hope it will be as awesome as the book.
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« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2008, 11:19 PM »

I loved Bubba Ho-Tep. I can't think of a better person for JDatE. Congratulations, sir. I lack words to properly express how pleased this makes me.
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« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2008, 11:20 PM »

But... but what about the other JDatE movie?  Surely they're nearly finished with that by now.

Also, congratulations!  Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.
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« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2008, 11:21 PM »

This universe's willingness to somehow make you, Mr. Wong, such a lucky bastard, says a lot about how awesome of a person you must be. Congratulations.
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« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2008, 11:23 PM »

OhmygodIthoughtitcouldn'thappenohmygodI'mgoingtoshitmypants!  Way to fucking go, that's awesome!  I'm so excited, this is great.
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« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2008, 11:23 PM »

Wong,

You are a sell out. Now that you're in cahoots with Hollywood you'll probably become a Sceintologist and turn this into a Scientology website. Then you'll write a book about two Scientologists who fight SP shadow people. I hate you, David Wong. You've ruined my life.

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In all seriousness though this is great news. I can't begin to tell you how pumped I am for this movie. Even if it doesn't come out until I'm dead and buried I'll rise from the grave to go see it.
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« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2008, 11:24 PM »

Orgasmriffic.
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« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2008, 11:26 PM »

Holy fuck this is amazing, I always hoped this would happen.  Congratulations Wong, this is the best thing I've heard all year.
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« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2008, 11:29 PM »

Awesome news. When will production begin? Will you be on as producer or anything?
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« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2008, 11:30 PM »

Yeah. That's something I realized I wanted to know: How involved are you going to be in the making of the movie? I can't help but think that the more that is the better the movie will be.
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« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2008, 11:40 PM »

This movie needs:

-you as co-writer for the screenplay at the very least
-camel holocaust to be awesome
-fred durst

If these requirements are not met, I'll still buy every version of it available anyway.

Also, when it does come time to actually start production, I would pay to fly myself to the US to help out in whatever way I can. I've done odd jobs at a TV station before. I'm dead serious.

Congratulations man. I can't believe it's finally happening.
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« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2008, 11:45 PM »

I didn't think I could get much happier this morning when my JDatE book finally arrived.

I was wrong.


I can't wait. Any idea how long it will be before I can go and watch it multiple times, ultimately sending myself broke in movie tickets?
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« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2008, 11:49 PM »

I was wrong.


I think you mean you were Wong. Get it? Like his name?
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« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2008, 11:51 PM »

Holy shit, David Wong's real name is Jason Pargin!

Also, awesome.
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« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2008, 11:54 PM »

I just had 4 seizures and a orgasm. This is wonderful news, and I am so happy for you.

Also, totally push for an open casting call?
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« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2008, 12:11 AM »

Holy crap. Congratulations, this is frigin' awesome beyond words.
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« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2008, 12:15 AM »

You know for the first time (since the pokemon movie came out in the early '00's ) I am legitimately excited for a movie.
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