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[David Wong]

Welcome to the fourth Cracked.com Photoshop Contest.  It will run from Thursday February 14th until Wednesday February 20th.

If you've never played before, it works like this:

1.  I'm going to give you a theme;

2.  You will make an amusing photoshop image that conforms to that theme;

3.  You will post it in this thread;
 
4.  You can submit as many entries as you want;
 
5.  If your image has naked people in it, please just link to the image rather than including the picture itself in your post;

6.  In a week we will pick a winner and run it on the front page of Cracked.com, along with the runners-up, thus making you instantly world famous.

7.  The first-place winner will win FIVE THOUSAND pennies, which is $50.

8.  The runners-up will win THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING THEY ALMOST WON and other than that, not a damned thing.
 
Couldn't be simpler.  Ready?
 
Okay.  This week's theme is:

The Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers ever.  These are bumper stickers that probably seemed like a good idea at the time, but now will leave you denying that it's even your car.

IMPORTANT:  Entries can be no wider than 480 pixels.  Any bigger and it's automatically disqualified. 

Go to it!

[The Iron Colonel]

I know this is incredibly tacky, but someone was gonna do it so it might as well be me.

[rikitybridge]

This was posted in another thread, but if you want a bumper sticker template, Navigator gave us this.

[The Iron Colonel]

[Corpsy]

Oh boy... well, lets start getting the obvious ones out of the way:

[Corpsy]

[MrBillESQ]

[Corpsy]

[Allen]

[The Hulk]

[Callipygian]

[Callipygian]

[The Hulk]

[TrikeKid]

My Noobishness with GIMP. At least I'm not doing car photos for once. I'll have more when I'm actually feeling creative.

[Glenn]

[scoob]

[scoob]

[Callipygian]

[Remington]

[noscoe]