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« on: February 09, 2008, 03:17 AM »

Not sure where to put this.  Probably Gamer's, or TV shows.  Mods, sorry -- move as needed.

I desperately need a bumper sticker that says "Richard Wilkins -- Mayor" or something in that vein.  It needs to be really bland and typical US political bumper sticker-y, and not at all distinctive or Buffy-y, for those who get the reference.  No SD or California references, since that's not where I'm at.  Otherwise, just something roughly 2 1/2" by 4" and reddish or whitish or blueish.

Basically, I work on a political campaign, so I have to have SOME sort of flair.  But I'm not the bumper sticker type.  So, I want to stick it to my co-workers with serious, but super subtle, geek-fu.

For your help, I will totally let you sell your your 'Richard Wilkins' bumper stickers on CafePress or whatever, without any charge at all for the idea.  And I will give you a gracious thank you.  And a photo of said sticker on my mommobile, if you want it.
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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2008, 03:23 AM »

You could use this:
http://www.makestickers.com/Stickers_TemplateCategories.aspx
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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2008, 03:30 AM »



That is a fine website.
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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2008, 03:31 AM »

This seems perfect.  Mods, feel free to lock, unless Buffy related bumper stickers is the new superlame photoshop contest.  Thanks, Nav. 

For this and everything.  I know Cockslimer Fuckbucket would agree.
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« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2008, 03:51 AM »

I hereby declare this thread to now be for posting retarded bumper stickers.
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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2008, 04:48 AM »

This one may be childish but I hope the obscure reference makes it worse up for it.



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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2008, 05:05 AM »

A bumper sticker version of the best Belt Buckle I've ever seen.

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