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« Reply #80 on: February 01, 2008, 07:35 PM »
I can't believe you lost the competition and demolished the school. I'd seriously consider quitting if I wasn't such a coward.
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« Reply #81 on: February 01, 2008, 10:29 PM »
Quote from: Cowtppr on February 01, 2008, 01:33 PM
Quote from: Logical Penguin on February 01, 2008, 01:09 PM
Man, that was good gig:



We rocked the shit out of those kids.

I didn't realize the power of our quadruple bass attack would actually lift a shed onto the roof of the school.  Sweet.

Those firemen stole my washboard!  On the other hand, if they'd done it sooner, the principle might still be able to walk.  C'est la vie, I guess.

So what's next Rogerson?  Retirement home or entertaining the troops?
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« Reply #82 on: February 01, 2008, 10:30 PM »
Quote from: Roger Rogerson on February 01, 2008, 07:35 PM
I can't believe you lost the competition and demolished the school. I'd seriously consider quitting if I wasn't such a coward.

We may have lost the competition, but we won the record deal.  And the bitches.  Where are your priorities man?
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« Reply #83 on: February 01, 2008, 11:08 PM »
I'll be playing one of these: http://youtube.com/watch?v=qTX3CaTWbkM
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« Reply #84 on: February 02, 2008, 12:23 AM »
Um, guys, I don't know who left me this note, but "crank up the rock" isn't really an adjustment the EQ can make...
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« Reply #85 on: February 02, 2008, 12:27 AM »
Alright guy's, on that last gig you rocked so hard your clothes ripped apart which drove hot women, and some men, to go wild and start having sex with you on stage while you continued playing. I'm not saying tone it down, but I only have one sewing machine and sequins don't buy themselves!
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« Reply #86 on: February 02, 2008, 12:36 AM »
So what you are trying to say is...

Tone down the rock?

god that made me throw up in my mouth a little bit
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I dunno, I made a pretty hefty sum off of "Fucking Megafighter3's Mom: A Whale of a Time," and that was like 99% spite.
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« Reply #87 on: February 02, 2008, 12:40 AM »
No man, just have the cloths rip of in a way that's easy to repair!

Remember, I'm one of you guys! Flash the horns, rock on, uh...nod your head! Ect...
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« Reply #88 on: February 02, 2008, 12:41 AM »
All I need is a velcro crotch-flap and I'm good to go.
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Quote from: Carrot on June 11, 2008, 12:10 AM
I dunno, I made a pretty hefty sum off of "Fucking Megafighter3's Mom: A Whale of a Time," and that was like 99% spite.
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« Reply #89 on: February 02, 2008, 03:04 AM »
Quote from: elyseface on February 02, 2008, 12:23 AM
Um, guys, I don't know who left me this note, but "crank up the rock" isn't really an adjustment the EQ can make...

Make it. Work.
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« Reply #90 on: February 02, 2008, 03:39 AM »
Uhhh...

*changes the label on the volume fader to "ROCK"*

Nevermind. Found it.
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« Reply #91 on: February 02, 2008, 03:46 AM »
I'm all on board for over-enthusiastic backup pyrotechnician/horrible burn victim.

If not that, I'm a rhythm Tesla Coil man.
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« Reply #92 on: February 02, 2008, 10:44 AM »
Quote from: AlexH on February 01, 2008, 10:29 PM
So what's next Rogerson?  Retirement home or entertaining the troops?
Don't get ahead of yourself. You have to work your way up to that kind of stuff.

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We may have lost the competition, but we won the record deal.  And the bitches.
Or at least we would have if the recording company executives weren't killed in the building collapse and subsequent fire. As were the bitches.


Also, could you guys be a little less critical about me; you know I do my best. I have to juggle managing you guys with washing cars during the day, and my ongoing custody battle.
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« Reply #93 on: February 02, 2008, 12:05 PM »
Quote from: Roger Rogerson on February 02, 2008, 10:44 AM
Also, could you guys be a little less critical about me; you know I do my best. I have to juggle managing you guys with washing cars during the day, and my ongoing custody battle.

We'll your best isn't good enough! Face it, you've always been a loser and you'll always be a loser.

Also, Mom says that she catches you hanging around our house anymore she's calling the cops.
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« Reply #94 on: February 03, 2008, 12:51 AM »
Quote from: Pirates Wrath on February 02, 2008, 12:27 AM
I'm not saying tone it down, but I only have one sewing machine and sequins don't buy themselves!


What happened to you man? It used to be about the music.
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« Reply #95 on: February 03, 2008, 01:32 AM »
Roger, I think you've got it in you to find the band that one gig...you know, the one that could potentially change everyone's lives forever.

And then die.

Do it for the music.

And the hookers.
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« Reply #96 on: February 04, 2008, 05:47 PM »
I think its about time we changed lead singers and genre styles. We'll go from the singer and style that got us here to one radically different. Get me Ronnie James Dio or Sammy Hagar on the phone, and someone throw a lot of synthesizers into our new album.
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« Reply #97 on: February 04, 2008, 06:38 PM »
Guys,

I just got a call from Timbaland.

He wants to "help our single out", and then get first billing on it.

I'm putting it to a vote.
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Quote from: Carrot on June 11, 2008, 12:10 AM
I dunno, I made a pretty hefty sum off of "Fucking Megafighter3's Mom: A Whale of a Time," and that was like 99% spite.
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« Reply #98 on: February 04, 2008, 07:01 PM »
Yeah, sorry guys, when they called for more cowbell I probably should have thought better than to play into the mic, which was attached to those 120DB speakers.
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« Reply #99 on: February 04, 2008, 07:19 PM »
I am SO out.

You guys used to be about the music.
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