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[HyperGlavin]

I'll be in another band that rocks harder than this one. We've got Meatloaf.

[sr3116]

As long as our lead guitarist is rocking one of these...



You can count me in on washtub bass.

[Lecithin]

My rock level is a translucent rainbow or ROCKINOUTITUDE, and I will totally bass theremin for this band.

More importantly than the music though... what will this band be called? I for one think THE GODDAMN FANCIEST SATANS is a good band name. It shows that we are evil (for rocking out hard), we are fancy (for rocking out all prog style when we do our concept album) and that we don't mess around with splitting up compound words.

[Barry]

Guys...I am sooo up for this I can't even tell you.

[Technohawk]

I can't sing. I have a crazed looked in my eye and I'll likely eat raw fish on stage.

But I can rock out on a double guitar.



I'm in.

[Squirly]

It's ok guys, I'm here now.

And I am most definitely prepared to rock and to roll.


!!!

[Mr. Bob]

I call stand up bass.




WOOOOOOOO!

[AlexH]

I am so ready to rock I may actually kill someone.  With a rock.


Oh, and choice of instrument?





Yes.

[atomic-muffin]

I'll be random fan #14,583.

And I'm still feeling teal, but with a little more green.

[Allen]

Can we get this guy to join?  Among thrash violinists, i hear he's top drawer. 

here, look.



see?

I've also got a couple cellists lined up.  I thought we only had room for one metal-cello, but these guys pull off the duo pretty well, i think.

[Lisha]

I...I th-think I'm re-ready to r-rock out.

I w-will play the timid s-song writer, wh-who covets the l-lead singer, but is really suited to a-another style, ma-maybe jazz. Or c-classical.

[Logical Penguin]

I am never ready to rock. My cock constantly maintains a holding pattern of out and rocking. I am rocking.

I'll be the male lead singer alongside Alderaan.

Duel lead singers:



Fuck yes.

[Pirates Wrath]

And I'll...design the outfits! Now to decide on a style, polka fever...



...or the classic?


Now I need everyone to line up for measurements. Don't be shy, nothing to fear. Those with their cocks out step to the right, those with especially large cocks go to the back room. I'll deal with you all separately.

[not terribly clever]

I'm currently feeling very aubergine. If I can get myself worked up to a full-blown purple, I'll throw my panties on stage.

[Funk Musketeer]

No one's called the ukelele yet, right? Good.

[LightningCount]

I'll be the guy who drops your name into every single conversation I have, until you gain a modicum of popularity, at which point I will berate you for selling out.

I'll be the second guy to hear of you, thus triggering the second part of The Hulk's plan.

[Lopez]

Alright Motherfuckers! I'm gonna bust some Eddie V and your gonna cream like Ben and Jerry's. What? Yes. Yes, this is a clarinet.

[Cowtppr]

Alright, here's what we've got so far -

Guitars
Guitar - TechnoHawk
Guitar - Raknade
Ukulele - Funk Musketeer

Rhythm
Bass - Cowtppr
Bass - TheHominid
Bass - Keithito
Stand up Bass - Mr. Bob
Drums - Pdxchar
Cowbell - Glenn
Triangle - Spammer

Singers
Alderaan
Logical Penguin
Yoko Ono -Wanderarbeiter

Electronics
Keytar - Sa9jev

Cock
Man With Beard

Retarded Instruments (I don't really think your instrument is retarded, I just didn't know where to put it)
Recorders - RummyLu
Flute - TheMan
Washtub Bass - sr3116
Bass Theremin - Lecithin
Washboard - Alex H
Clarinet - Lopez

Staff
Pyrotechnics - Oball
Costume Design - Pirates Wrath

Fans
Groupie - TheNerdyBee
Groupie - atomic_muffin
Groupie - LightningCount
Indie Fan - The Hulk

So, we've got some good stuff, but I think we might need a bit more.

[SikSuck]

Hellyeah, I'm in. Just need to finish building my flying V banjo. It will be ballbustingly mean i tell ya..

Why am I the only one who wants to play the banjo?

[Uranus]

I am definately feeling shades of cozened indigo. So, yeah, where's the bats I am supposed to be biting the heads off of?

I will do stage design and overall image creations.
I am thinking something like this:

Lead singer:


The band:


Stage antics:


General groupie:



The crowd: