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ZacDilone
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« on: January 26, 2008, 09:55 AM »
I'm really not sure what to make of this.

There apparently is now a magic helmet that can cure Alzheimer's disease.  What's next?
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« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2008, 11:53 AM »
Infra-red light underwear to cure prostate cancer, maybe.
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« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2008, 03:31 PM »
God I hope this is true. My wife's grandmother has the early stages of Alzheimer's and she's already showing the strange behavior that goes along with it. It sometimes can be terrifying. If this turns out well hopefully one of my greatest fears about what could happen to my parents and family can go away.
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« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2008, 08:59 PM »
Quote from: Dalaklama on January 26, 2008, 11:53 AM
Infra-red light underwear to cure prostate cancer, maybe.

The article says that IR-light stimulates brain cell growth. You would just end up with an intelligent prostate.



Also; anything which could treat or cure Alzheimer's is good to hear. It's an evil disease.
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« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2008, 10:50 PM »
Maybe we can save Terry Pratchett with this! I think that would be all the proof anyone would ever need that a loving god exists.
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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2008, 11:02 PM »
Quote from: Seedkey on January 26, 2008, 10:50 PM
Maybe we can save Terry Pratchett with this! I think that would be all the proof anyone would ever need that a loving god exists.

Indeed, my prayer goes out to Photon, god of light, life and rejuvenator of brain cells.

All Hail Photon!
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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2008, 11:28 PM »
I prefer to think it's Thor.

That's right Alzheimer's, you'd better run.
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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2008, 11:36 PM »
Quote from: Seedkey on January 26, 2008, 11:28 PM
I prefer to think it's Thor.

I think we have the makings of a religious war here.

Carry on.
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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2008, 11:39 PM »
Except in this case, it's more of a war over Terry Pratchett's brain. Which is in itself quite worth fighting for.
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« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2008, 07:50 AM »
This can't be real, I don't see Alex Chiu's name on the page.
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