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[David Wong]

Welcome to the first-ever Cracked.com Photoshop Contest.

It works like this:

1.  I'm going to give you a theme;

2.  You will make an amusing photoshop image that conforms to that theme;

3.  You will post it in this thread;
 
4.  You can submit as many entries as you want;
 
5.  In a week we will pick a winner and run it on the front page of Cracked.com, along with the runners-up, thus making you instantly world famous.

6.  The first-place winner will win FIVE THOUSAND pennies, which is $50.

7.  The runners-up will win THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING THEY ALMOST WON and other than that, not a damned thing.
 
Couldn't be simpler.  Ready?
 
Okay.  This week's theme is:

A Movie Poster of one of NEXT YEAR'S Oscar Nominees... If the Writer's Strike doesn't get resolved.

So what happens when Hollywood gets to the bottom of the script barrel?  And keeps going?  You tell us.

EDIT: Here for instance is an early submission by Mr. Sanchez:



And here's one by keithito:



And another by The Edge Will Cut You:



And...GO.

[MoonMilk]

[Remington]

I suddenly feel like it's not even worth trying anymore.

[eddie_lummox]

[David Wong]

If it helps, you might think less in terms of "how will they shoot a movie without a script" and more in terms of, "what if they had to use nothing but scripts written by random retards off the street?"

[TheMan]

I thought about adding reviews/taglines but figured the poster pretty much stood on it's own without any of that.

[Lecithin]

I suppose this might still work, regardless of what Wong said... maybe.

[Newbie]

Nothing but scripts written by random retards off the street, eh?

Check.

[The Tramp]

[BondFiction]

"what if they had to use nothing but scripts written by random retards off the street?"

I'm pretty good at this Photoshop stuff.



Okay, that sucks shit, but the sheer epicness of Chris Walken dancing with a penguin should raise that to Grade A status.

[ShakeyPapers]

Everyone love a buddy cop comedy!

[Remington]

Full sized version here.

[Technohawk]

[Keithito]

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8928/mdak9.jpg

...sorry.

Anyway. I need to stop photoshopping after 4am.

[Navigator2001Plus]

That sure is two separate movies combined into one.

Just like what Dave asked for.

[Technohawk]

[Citizen Snips]

[Allen]

Someone who is better with photoshop and comedy than i could make "Bot Fly Movie" or "Candiru Movie" (the dick-fish).

[Sanchez]

[JukeboxTimebomb]

FINALLY, they made it-










... I actually may have considered watching that last one.