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[Pizzarrhea]

Ok so my friends and I are trying to find this video of that guy being fucked by a horse, then dies shortly after. I don't believe that it's true, and we can't find a video for this. Does anyone have a link to this, I know there's some sick people out there who have it bookmarked.

[Disco Stu]

Yeah guys, anyone have that video of that guy being fucked to death by a horse? Guys? Anyone have that saved to their personal computer?

[LightningCount]

Now I know I'm going to be proven wrong in about 30 seconds, but, it seems to me that saying "You sick fuck, you bookmarked this shit because you're sick and now I need you to help me out" is not a good way to coerce someone into doing your bidding. Furthermore, asking them to post that shit up here right after you said it was sick pretty much is putting up a huge sign, saying "Hey, I'm the sick fuck he was talking about."

Just a thought on your persuasion techniques. For next time.

[The Iron Colonel]

A horse? Sorry, but no. I have a donkey, a giraffe, and a rhinoceros, but no horse. Anyway, the rhinoceros one really isn't a guy getting fucked to death by the rhinoceros, since the trampling afterward was probably the lethal part.

[Disco Stu]

Now I know I'm going to be proven wrong in about 30 seconds, but, it seems to me that saying "You sick fuck, you bookmarked this shit because you're sick and now I need you to help me out" is not a good way to coerce someone into doing your bidding. Furthermore, asking them to post that shit up here right after you said it was sick pretty much is putting up a huge sign, saying "Hey, I'm the sick fuck he was talking about."

Just a thought on your persuasion techniques. For next time.

LC, stop being an asshole and give the guy the video.

[LightningCount]

Heheheh. Don't have it. Friend showed it to me once though. I think it's called Mr. Hands, and I don't think that the guy actually died that time. There is a guy who made a man gets horsefucked video who later died from horsefucking, but, the video that he made had nothing to do with his death. As I said, I think it's called Mr. Hands.

[Porkchop]

When i had the misfortune to see it on a friend's phone it was a woman.

[Drowned God]

It's the second google search result for Mr. Hands.

[LightningCount]

There's a lot of horsesex videos on the internet.

Also, this is what you're looking for: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan

That's all the information about him. Apperantly he was being videotaped at the time.

Here's the guy's Yahoo profile (found from the Wikipedia page), however it's NSFW as it has a picture of him naked, sans horse, on it. http://profiles.yahoo.com/mrhands60?warn=1

Oh. My friend just got back to me. Here's the link for the video. You asked for it. http://lbn.threat.tv/mrhands.mpg

Let me say again: This is a video of a man getting fucked by a horse. Horse cock in man ass. Let there be no illusions about this. That's what that link is. Don't click it if you don't want to see that.

[Man With Beard]

What I'd like to see is a video of a duck getting fucked to death by a chicken, which is in turn getting fucked to death by a turkey.

[Mortal Wombat]

Did you just want the video or the full length documentary?  Actually, sounds like you're probably more interested in watching horse sex than finding out about what happened to the guy so never mind.

[LightningCount]

A Turfucken? You genius.

Also, ducks are one of the few non-human animals that rape. Seriously. Ducks rape. They've therefor evolved werid spiral shaped genetalia to facilitate, for the female, the stopping of rape, and for the male, the doing of rape.

Go look it up, it's nuts. (Hehehe)

[The Iron Colonel]

I can't imagine why you'd know that. Seriously. In what arena would that fact arise? What conversation takes the inevitable turn down duck rape lane? I really want to know.

[Niclos]

Ok so my friends and I are trying to find this video of that guy being fucked by a horse, then dies shortly after. I don't believe that it's true, and we can't find a video for this. Does anyone have a link to this, I know there's some sick people out there who have it bookmarked.

Doesn't that also make you sick just by asking sick people to send you a link? Just a thought.

[LightningCount]

I can't imagine why you'd know that. Seriously. In what arena would that fact arise? What conversation takes the inevitable turn down duck rape lane? I really want to know.

I used to read the SomethingAwful front page every day. Near the end of my tenure there was a box on the side that showed some of the more interesting discussions in the forums. I had a tendency to read those, and one of them was something like "Ducks have spiral penises to combat rape" or something, and I read it and saw some pictures regarding duck cocks. It's something I've never forgotten. I think it's just the ridiculous mental image it brings to me of one duck trying to rape another one, because the thought of duck sex is ridiculous anyway, and now add the insanely furious honking that the rape dimension adds. I dunno.

[raknade]

LightningCount, you should probably stop chiming in with links, information and anecdotes the minute bestiality is mentioned. You're just getting yourself pigeonholed. There's a joke in there somewhere. I know you have this overwhelming urge to post about everything (I just noticed our post counts are almost the same, and you've been here since the end of September), but those are the ones that stick in the mind. Just saying.

[Cowtppr]

I can't imagine why you'd know that. Seriously. In what arena would that fact arise? What conversation takes the inevitable turn down duck rape lane? I really want to know.

It was. . .um. . .my local newspaper actually did a story on it.  I read the whole thing.

It's a shitty newspaper but still.

[LightningCount]

LightningCount, you should probably stop chiming in with links, information and anecdotes the minute bestiality is mentioned. You're just getting yourself pigeonholed. There's a joke in there somewhere. I know you have this overwhelming urge to post about everything (I just noticed our post counts are almost the same, and you've been here since the end of September), but those are the ones that stick in the mind. Just saying.

A valid point. Also, it's not so much that I have an overwhelming urge to post about everything, it's that I'm bored and on the forum. I like being involved in discussions, etc. I post in a lot of threads, but I don't post in a lot of threads as well. Because I'm not interested in the topic/have nothing to say.

[Snake Face]

Did you just want the video or the full length documentary?  Actually, sounds like you're probably more interested in watching horse sex than finding out about what happened to the guy so never mind.

I've heard the documentary is very tastefully done. I mean as tasteful as you can be when making a film about a guy being fucked to death by a stallion.

[Niclos]

I was told to shut up, so that's what i'm doing now.