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« Reply #40 on: December 03, 2007, 02:37 PM »
...I kind of assumed we would. What else do two hot, young ladies do when men aren't around?
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« Reply #41 on: December 03, 2007, 03:44 PM »
Hey Kathana, do these pants make my ass look fat?
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« Reply #42 on: December 03, 2007, 03:55 PM »
Oh my fucking god, did you girls hear what Sacktackular did?  She fucked an entire baseball team, and the coach.  I can't imagine anything more slutty.  Don't tell her I told you guys.  I value her friendship, but she's a fucking slut and I can't stand to be around her.

Also, she's my size, so I get to borrow her clothes.
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« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2007, 04:03 PM »
OMG OMG OMG OMG MY BOYFRIEND WENT TO JARED!
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« Reply #44 on: December 03, 2007, 04:13 PM »
HE went to Jarod? THE Galleria of Jewels?
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« Reply #45 on: December 03, 2007, 04:37 PM »
That's right ladies, I'm European. That's why I have this... thiz sexay accent.  And I'm not afraid to show off my grotesquely swollen man junk either.  I've had sex with many of you already, and I'm sure they will confirm my inhuman girth and sexual prowess.  Plus, I'm real sensitive n shit.
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« Reply #46 on: December 03, 2007, 04:38 PM »
Oh, oh, Kathana, tell me more!

*fans herself*
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« Reply #47 on: December 03, 2007, 04:52 PM »
OMG, I was just thinking, like, isn't Evil Sloth's avatar the smexiest man EVAR? Is it her BF? I'm sooo jealous, it makes me want to get my french-maid outfit out just to steal him away.


BTW, sorry for the double-post, girlfriends! ;)
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« Reply #48 on: December 03, 2007, 04:56 PM »
Quote from: Colsen on December 03, 2007, 04:52 PM
BTW, sorry for the double-post, girlfriends! ;)

If any stupid jerkoff guy gets all in your face about it just shake your ass and be like, "nu uh!" and just walk away. Just walk away girlfriend.
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« Reply #49 on: December 03, 2007, 05:07 PM »
Hi there i am trapped in a mansion with 5 or more vampire boys plz help me!
The rules are:
1.Romance is aloud!
2.No killing each other!
3.Fined your true love from the 5 or more boy vampires!
4.U have to talk the intire time or u might die from a boy vampire killing u!
So if u are a girl plz help me because i can't be in this mansion with these boys trying to kill me so help.When u fined your true love out off the 5 or more boy vampires u have to tell them your secret of being a girl vampire.But they kind of found out from this intire thing.
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« Reply #50 on: December 03, 2007, 05:12 PM »
Quote from: Colsen on December 03, 2007, 04:38 PM
Oh, oh, Kathana, tell me more!

*fans herself*

Well, I ...um... Well.

I have a penis. Please touch it. I'm willing to spend money on material goods that you can show off to your friends in exchange for this service.
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« Reply #51 on: December 03, 2007, 05:24 PM »
Because I'm a smoking hot babe and you are a man of foreign birth and swarthy accent and body hair, I assume that you desire to have sex with me. Do you have an automobile of foreign and exotic make? This is kind of a deal breaker.

Assuming you own the afore mentioned automobile, you can pick me up at 8 to take me to dinner. I love unreasonably expensive meals and refuse to eat any meal that does not contain one or more of the following: lobster, steak, eggs from an endangered fish species, and or an animal or vegetable of which I have never heard and am uncertain as to the actual existence of. I will judge the quality of the meal and atmosphere, at which time I will indicate whether or not you will be permitted to penetrate me, and subsequently when and where said penetration may and may not occur. If you agree to these terms, and you do because I say you do, then we have a date.

See you at 8!
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« Reply #52 on: December 03, 2007, 05:27 PM »
Yo, anyone see Sacktackular around?
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« Reply #53 on: December 03, 2007, 05:38 PM »
I, being a girl, love the power we have over men. We, being women, are just now tapping into the full potential of mind-control that our sausage wallets and sweater monkeys have on men in general.

Use the force, bitches. Use it.


p.s. Can someone rub this vanilla body oil on the small of my back? My new boobs are still really sensitive and I can't stretch back there yet.


OH LOOK! A PONY!
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« Reply #54 on: December 03, 2007, 05:48 PM »
So ladies, who saw the latest Grey's Anatomy?
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« Reply #55 on: December 03, 2007, 05:57 PM »
Quote from: Anansi on December 03, 2007, 05:48 PM
So ladies, who saw the latest Grey's Anatomy?


I did! I can't believe that Shelly cheated on McSex with mcCock! What a whore.
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« Reply #56 on: December 03, 2007, 06:40 PM »
Quote from: The Iron Colonel on December 03, 2007, 05:24 PM
Because I'm a smoking hot babe and you are a man of foreign birth and swarthy accent and body hair, I assume that you desire to have sex with me. Do you have an automobile of foreign and exotic make? This is kind of a deal breaker.

Assuming you own the afore mentioned automobile, you can pick me up at 8 to take me to dinner. I love unreasonably expensive meals and refuse to eat any meal that does not contain one or more of the following: lobster, steak, eggs from an endangered fish species, and or an animal or vegetable of which I have never heard and am uncertain as to the actual existence of. I will judge the quality of the meal and atmosphere, at which time I will indicate whether or not you will be permitted to penetrate me, and subsequently when and where said penetration may and may not occur. If you agree to these terms, and you do because I say you do, then we have a date.

See you at 8!

Don't do it, girlfriend!  He may have a sexy accent, but he's European, which means he has a filthy, filthy, filthy uncircumcised penis.

Seriously, I bet he's got tons of crusty pus tucked under his foreskin.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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« Reply #57 on: December 03, 2007, 06:49 PM »
You just want to keep all those hot Frenchmen for yourself.
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« Reply #58 on: December 03, 2007, 06:51 PM »
Ladies, ladies. There's enough of my disease ridden genitals for you all.
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« Reply #59 on: December 03, 2007, 07:44 PM »
I just broke a nail! shitshitshit! I can't go out tonight. Nope, sorry. I'll just stay at home and wash my hair.
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