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« Reply #280 on: April 29, 2008, 09:35 PM »
so my friend is trying to tell me your supposed to chop up that bug in the bottom of a tequilla bottle and smoke a j with it?
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« Reply #281 on: April 30, 2008, 06:12 PM »
Hit him with a spade, he's trying to kill you.

In theory I should be staying up all night, but the idea of rowing at  6.30 without having slept is not appealing. Plus, I did this all last year and it's a total anticlimax. So I'm gonna get a good solid 6hours sleep, and feel bad about it.
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« Reply #282 on: April 30, 2008, 07:22 PM »
Omg I'm so drunk I'm using stupid internet abbreviations. No more whiskey for me
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« Reply #283 on: May 01, 2008, 02:44 PM »
I do not want to go to Vietnam.
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« Reply #284 on: May 01, 2008, 06:38 PM »
Excellent. I'm drunk enough to be experiencing middle class white boy rage, as well as being sober enough to organise a trip to Amsterdam in June.

Ladies, Gentlemen, I have achieved enlightenment.
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« Reply #285 on: May 03, 2008, 09:48 PM »
"blargle?" he asks Leonard Cohen.

"Aye, blargle."
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« Reply #286 on: May 04, 2008, 12:24 AM »
"Duve,' fuc k you guts....at comgpe de ,ayep...." Oha man.... ,an.... sooo drunk,,,, 'So.... fuck....drunk... Cinco Deyt Mayco..... can' youc blame us???  goning to bo shoooti f tomorrrowm...... oh shot..... oh s hit..../"
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« Reply #287 on: May 04, 2008, 12:28 AM »
Oh/// ,an... gpomt g ptp gp ajsjkpppptmg tp, proor,pw//// Oh godddamnit... SO.  FUCKING. DRUNK./ Hoffsmniy.
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« Reply #288 on: May 04, 2008, 12:30 AM »
F.U.C.K.
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Quote from: Kathana on December 03, 2007, 06:51 PM
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« Reply #289 on: May 04, 2008, 03:01 AM »
Alright, I'm shitfaced. That is not stopping me from drinking the rest of the beer left in this house

Everyone else is asleep
cracked is all i have.
i'm out of smokes and everyone else here smokes menthols.
i'm dying
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« Reply #290 on: May 04, 2008, 03:27 AM »
Quote from: drunkpiano on May 04, 2008, 03:01 AM
cracked is all i have.

Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya.

I am drunk.  Gay guys have hit on me in the last thirty-some-odd minutes.  My crotch aches.  O Lord, why have you posed me such a situation?  y god y?
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Awww man, I hate the thought about how the fuck do we breath. And when I think about it, I stop breathing automatically and i should do it manually and this sucks.
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« Reply #291 on: May 09, 2008, 02:17 AM »
BUMP!!!!!Z!!!!!ONE I'm fucking hammered, I think I'm goiung to atch 28 dsays later for the fiftiesth fucking time.
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« Reply #292 on: May 10, 2008, 12:23 AM »
Fuck. My. Life./
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« Reply #293 on: May 11, 2008, 01:26 AM »
i hat jordan
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« Reply #294 on: May 12, 2008, 02:59 AM »
I just wanted everyone to know that I just finished playing Dragonforce Through fire and Flames for Guitar Hero III on expert. 37% notes hit. Best Streak: 33.


I can't feel my hands.

It took me fifteen minutes to type this, but just wanted you to know and be proud of my accomplishment. I shall never be the same agan.
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« Reply #295 on: May 12, 2008, 06:01 PM »
I!

Have been dumped. So i'm dealing wtih it the only way I cna righrt now. DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK
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Quote from: drunkpiano on May 18, 2008, 01:56 AM
become a christian, get drunk, and watch nip/tuck with your girlfriend. everything will be fine
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« Reply #296 on: May 15, 2008, 09:19 PM »
Not drunk, only tipsy.

I don't even want to talk about this day and only want to note that it is over.

I hope everyone is well and that life is giving you only lemonade.
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« Reply #297 on: May 16, 2008, 03:47 PM »
I love my life. It's by far the best I've ever had. When I grow up, I want to have a life just like the one I'm having now. Wow, you know, I couldn't be more happy if I had won a million dollars. Seriously, I'm drunker than I've been for a long long time, and I'm so happy.

My friend might be on drugs (or rather, relapsed back into drugs, but I'm so drunk that I don't even care), but fuck it, that's his own fault.

I can't be held responsible for the shit he's doing to himself. Right? Right?

I love you all. This forum has made me believe in the dream that is America.

I'm gonna fuck a hamster.
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« Reply #298 on: May 17, 2008, 06:35 PM »
In the grand scheme of things, I don't think I'm that drunk (I've managed to use italics and everything) but I am the drunkest I've ever been whilst being logged on here, so it still counts. I'm certainly drunk enough to be watching Land of the Dead for the third time, and I'm definitely gonna stay awake 'til the end this time. Peace y'all.
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« Reply #299 on: May 18, 2008, 01:56 AM »
brianamos, don't worry about it. i dumped my girlfriend earlier today, and now we're drunk together again.

you'll fix it, just give into her demands.

anyway, i always refused to watch nip/tuck on moral reasons but i think i love it now.

also, i converted from christianity at an early age but i'm back. apparently protestantism is the way to go.

become a christian, get drunk, and watch nip/tuck with your girlfriend. everything will be fine
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Quote from: Sanchez on April 23, 2009, 09:58 AM
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