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[Joelseph]

I don't get drunk very often, but I am now so I figured that I'd let everyone know.  That I am drunk right now, that is.

[raknade]

Back in Japan, January 3rd new year's party in the bar I play music in, as ever ended up agreeing to form a temporary band with people I talked to briefly. Tomrorrw!

[Feeyair]

okay people, this has been a particularly bad night for me.  I suppose that just stating that is going to set me up for trouble but I want you to know that I am not begging for your pity; I will survive.

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Just trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart
And I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high


woooo hoooo, I will survive . . .   c'mon ladies, sing it with me, we are drinking tonight and we are totally having a drink tonight.

[Porkchop]

WELL. I think its fair to say, that it's pitiful to get ballsed on a sunday night.

Also, this keyboard is annoying once you're used to that of a macbook.

I would like to meet feeyair on account of she seems to be an alcoholic and also hilarious.

Also my MDD is now exhibiting symptoms of bipolar. Should i be worried? Is there a doctor in the house?

Fuck this i'm going to sleep. And by sleep i mean post in more respectable cracked threads.

[Feeyair]

I do have to say that I do have a tendency to post only when I have been drinking.  I dunno, I guess I am shy or something. 

But fortunately for me, I do have tomorrow off work so it doesn't matter that I have had a drink (or three) tonight.

I am going to a wake tomorrow night so I just want to remind everyone that we all need to remember that we need to tell people how much we care about them before we lose that chance forever. 

Anyway, I hope everyone is doing well!! 

[sephira]

I'm so drunk time's not working anymore

[College Binary]

fuck tim e!

[wophugus]

A girl hit on me while I was in the bathroom.

The boys bathroom.

She wouldn't leave and it freaked me out.

[Logical Penguin]

Scrabble + 1 bottle of win = Good, terribly illiterate time.

Yes.

[Feeyair]

hello drunk thread!  I have missed you.  I hope people have been paying attention to you in my absence.  I do so hate it when you are neglected. 

[Aceaz]

quite frankly, its fantastic to be back at university

[Feeyair]

Can I chime in with a "it is fantastic to be back at home after too much time with the family"? 

ugh, I finished off the (first bottle) wine.  I have a feeling tonight might be a high post count in the drunk topic!!

[pedant]

Hello Boob Lady! I approve of your drunken boobs.  God bless drunken boobs, and their associated drunken parts.

Unrelatedly, I think we should have a Hitler's Drunken Brain forum.  Because I totally want to talk about America's food supply and how the world is relying on, like, a dozen food crops to feed everyone alive and how you can fit 1200 CAFO chickens in your bathroom.  But I'm also rip-roaringly drunk.  Wong?

[pedant]

Also, Gin?  Whooooooooo Hooooo!!!!  How dare I so long disparage your Douglas-Fir-like nature.  You are a natural with lemon lime flavored soda water.

[sephira]

Cider is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bruce182]

I got drunk for the first time on sunday. The hangover wasn't too bad, but sucked nonetheless. I'm such a newbie in life.

[Melancholic Goat]

I have a beer. It's a good beer.

Later I will have another beer. I hope that beer will be as good as this beer.

[mickey two nuts]

Wine, wow.  I just watched a documentary on alcoholics...it made me sad....

[filthy_phil]

I'm drinking a malt liquor called, and I quote:

"HG: HURRICANE: HIGH GRAVITY: Lager"

It's brewed for a distinctive bold taste, so I guess I should have been prepared for how bold and distinctive it tasted.

I wasn't.

To my pallet, it was too much of both of those things.  In fact, it was too much of everything, except "not horrible".

That said, I'm drunk.

A-

Hurricane HG is the bomb

[Nicol]

I am drinking Tooheys Extra Dry. Having this week off work by chance is awesome.