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Coxworth
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« Reply #1020 on: November 06, 2009, 09:56 PM »


This is fantastic. I love this place-

oh my fuck.
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« Reply #1021 on: November 07, 2009, 03:12 AM »
Dear Drunk Topic,

I didn't do the fat chick

I have the best picture ever of me

I might have a concussion

I love you

If I die you can have all my stuff, except the duster, that gets burned.
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« Reply #1022 on: November 07, 2009, 03:34 AM »
But I want the duster...

On a side note, we got trashed. (most of us, includint me.) And then we went to a strip club...

The Dragon's Lair...

Ugh, a couple nasty girls, but there was one really really hot one, at least the beer goggle effect helper her out.

Woo!

I am now going to annoy my wow guild with my drunkgness!
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« Reply #1023 on: November 07, 2009, 10:43 AM »
Note to self: You not allowed to try to kill the guy who is legally allowed to publicly flog you because you signed a paper in drunken idiocy.


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Second note to self: It is very hard to try to kill someone when your hands are shackled.
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« Reply #1024 on: November 07, 2009, 10:25 PM »
Quote from: Coxworth on November 06, 2009, 09:56 PM


This is fantastic. I love this place-

oh my fuck.


You are a good man.

Oh my fuck is indeed worhty right now oh my fuck.
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« Reply #1025 on: November 07, 2009, 10:59 PM »
OH MY FUCK
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« Reply #1026 on: November 07, 2009, 11:15 PM »
OH...MY...FUCK
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« Reply #1027 on: November 07, 2009, 11:49 PM »
Quote from: Rocket Robinhood on November 07, 2009, 03:12 AM
Dear Drunk Topic,

I didn't do the fat chick

I have the best picture ever of me

I might have a concussion

I love you

If I die you can have all my stuff, except the duster, that gets burned.

I told you that I had the best picture of me ever, and I am here to prove it.
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« Reply #1028 on: November 08, 2009, 10:15 AM »
I got drunk for three days and now I just feel like I have an enormous surplus of love. If anybody wants love, I'm your man.
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« Reply #1029 on: November 09, 2009, 10:31 PM »
MONDAY night bitches

Its an above average 17 degrees here in Ottawa. I went to another nation tonight, although testically it is a nation within a nation, but who's is counting, 5 forties for under 25 bucks and I drank one and a few more beers and I am drunk, then I made pizza.
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« Reply #1030 on: November 09, 2009, 11:42 PM »
OH GOD! My first post and I"m too drunk to b e wandering aroudn the forum undsuperviesd. I'm at that stage fo drunko where I'm just fcom[letely honesty and shit I'm making a fool of myself. Good good. It's good to ge ttyhart over with. Thanks. <3
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« Reply #1031 on: November 12, 2009, 01:21 AM »
WHERE DOES THE GENERAL KEEP HIS ARMIES?



FUCK YOU




IN HIS SLEEVIES
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« Reply #1032 on: November 12, 2009, 04:30 PM »
Never attempt to do your roots after the near best of a bottle of shitty frascati.
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« Reply #1033 on: November 13, 2009, 12:21 AM »
when you die like a hero you live like a slave

fuck you I'm drunk

holy fuck I am drunk
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« Reply #1034 on: November 13, 2009, 09:19 PM »
So I have a six pack and several shots of jager.....and I come to the forums... only to find.... ANOTHER GUY WITH CROW AS HIS AVATAR!!!!
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« Reply #1035 on: November 13, 2009, 09:33 PM »
How and why I will cock-fuck your mother:

1) I know where she lives.
2) Actually, I have no idea where she lives, but I can find out.
3) Actually, I can't find out, because I don't know any of you people.
4) Nonetheless, I assume your mom is hot.
5) I actually don't care about cock-fucking your mom.  It's merely a power-trip thing.
6) I am awaiting my scheduled jail sentence for attempted indecent exposure.
7) Two of the above sentences are true.  The other four are anti-truths.
8) The previous statement is a half-truth.
9) The two previous statements, together, constitute a meta-truth.
10) You people make me sick.
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« Reply #1036 on: November 14, 2009, 03:15 AM »
I will tell you somethihg.  If you go to California for a fest, cAlifornia is the last thing that you will see.  You will see HyperGlavin piss something like 97 feet off what can't really be called a balcony...  it's a roof.  Also, Something about a hotel room with couch cushions on the floor.  souvenirs will be bought last minute.

Why am i bringing this up agian?  I have a shirt that doesnt fit me, due to the rush... and I'm so fat.

Anyway, CAfest 2010?  when are we doing that?
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« Reply #1037 on: November 14, 2009, 09:10 PM »
o k listen, when te drunk person comes just shhhhh.\ im sneaking awayy
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« Reply #1038 on: November 14, 2009, 11:32 PM »
Is it.. Okay. Is it bad to show up multip[le times on one page in the drunk topic ? because okay I dirnk alot. Like every other night. And  and well Im' dshy on the rest of the boareds because zagorpaphobia ytsansdlates onto IRl no NO VIRTUAL virtual, life. shit I'm doing it sagin again....making a fool of myself well it's ok. I suppose if I want. no NO NO NO THAT'S AHBBAD BAD BAD IDEA. I WILL NOT FLASH BOOBS. NO NO
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« Reply #1039 on: November 14, 2009, 11:34 PM »
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