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Gev
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this is my tag line, brah.


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« Reply #11000 on: November 06, 2009, 04:02 AM »

i too want in.
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philkphilth
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I'm a soft spoken man who likes walks on the beach and ugly babies.


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« Reply #11001 on: November 06, 2009, 07:13 AM »

I want in
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I am not an editor.  You're probably worse off now.
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The adjective 'Bloody' should be adopted by every major language. It's that bloody good.


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« Reply #11002 on: November 06, 2009, 09:59 AM »

Color me interested. And blue, if you really have to pick a color.
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« Reply #11003 on: November 06, 2009, 03:12 PM »

I'm interested in the sweatsho---

Workshop.
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« Reply #11004 on: November 06, 2009, 04:00 PM »

Narraway wants in.

Please.

Sir.

Your Majesty.
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« Reply #11005 on: November 06, 2009, 05:23 PM »

I might be able to think up a couple of articles...
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jersven
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I am creative enough to have written a personal tag line already.


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« Reply #11006 on: November 06, 2009, 06:24 PM »

Hi,
<insert something I think is clever, but comes off as slightly douchy here>
Thanks!
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Pinkhelmets67
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I'm normal, everyone else is just plain weird!!


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« Reply #11007 on: November 06, 2009, 07:23 PM »

hey i'm new here, but i would love trying to write an article!
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PatrickChill
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Sorry, I was miles away. What was the question?


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« Reply #11008 on: November 06, 2009, 07:33 PM »

I would like to write for Cracked. Gracias!
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I once had a dream that I physically defeated a lion and a velociraptor, at once.


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« Reply #11009 on: November 06, 2009, 07:58 PM »

I want this in my pants.

I also want to be a part of it. Still.
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TheBeat
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No means yes, stop means more and Im calling the cops means I like it rough...trust me Im the internet


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« Reply #11010 on: November 06, 2009, 08:13 PM »

Sign me up
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elruffianos
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yo


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« Reply #11011 on: November 07, 2009, 12:06 PM »

I'm in.
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Did you say kerosene bananas?


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« Reply #11012 on: November 07, 2009, 01:02 PM »

Drop me a reply.  It would be appreciated.
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Raphael1986
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You can trust this face. Honest.


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« Reply #11013 on: November 07, 2009, 01:27 PM »

I want in.
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« Reply #11014 on: November 07, 2009, 04:29 PM »

I want in. Indeed. So add me the list, send me the password, make me a purveyor of dick jokes.  Possibly fart jokes too, but I suppose that comes with time.  It's like my best stuffed-animal friends would say, one hole at a time sailor. 
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Inform us of your residence, bitch!


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« Reply #11015 on: November 07, 2009, 05:25 PM »

I would like to try my hand at dick jokes.
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You should have sex with that crossing guard who looked young and then I found out she was 12...I mean, you should get an eye patch.
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Jesus Christ, You Don't Have to Push Every Button You See.


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« Reply #11016 on: November 07, 2009, 09:27 PM »

I think id like to give it a shot.
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Ronald Reagan has one testicle. Thank you.


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« Reply #11017 on: November 07, 2009, 10:12 PM »

Well, I can be quite unoriginal, include many various sorts of phallic terms in my speech, and talk out of my ass most of the time, and I don't know if I can get the administration to put chocolate milk into the water fountains, but I will do everything in my power as your class president to get Mrs. Science Bitch fired. Oh, and Josh Hoyle pees sitting down like a girl. Thank y- Uh oh, sorry about that, wrong post.
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I may not know who you are, what you do, where you live or what your beliefs are, but I know one thing about you. You aren't as cool as me.


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« Reply #11018 on: November 07, 2009, 11:01 PM »

Sign me up.
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It was just a small fire, but now the eagle is drunk from eating my liver.


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« Reply #11019 on: November 08, 2009, 12:36 AM »

Good evening,

After deciding that Lorenzo Lamas was a first attempt by the Raelians at genetic engineering gone terribly awry  (corrected 16 months later by the conception of Adrian Paul), I would like to give this a shot.  And yes, there's more that you need to hear.  No one should go another day without knowing that Level OTVIII Master Tom Cruise gained his power by hijacking Lorenzo Lamas' fog-enriched entrance from Renegade in Days of Thunder.  The Raelians founder was a race car driver.  Coincidence?

Yes, I'm at home and the power is out.  My computer is now running only on the kinetic energy from me jumping rope,  my penis jumping a smaller (but not by much) rope, and the souls of 629 ants massacred with Formula 409.

Let not their sacrifice be in vain.  I got the fucking queen, too.
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