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Sarashinai
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« Reply #5360 on: May 07, 2009, 05:36 AM »

Pick me! Pick me! I'm ever so smart!
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KristerR
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It's not the size of the meat in the hammer, it's the size of the hammer in the meat.


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« Reply #5361 on: May 07, 2009, 08:56 AM »

Please sign me up, thanks.
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your it?


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« Reply #5362 on: May 07, 2009, 09:46 AM »

let me in.......  thanks
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« Reply #5363 on: May 07, 2009, 10:04 AM »

Zero experience, but hung like a horse. So naturally, youŽll take me in.



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« Reply #5364 on: May 07, 2009, 11:12 AM »

It's been a long time since I worked on the college humor magazine, but I wouldn't mind trying again.

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« Reply #5365 on: May 07, 2009, 12:37 PM »

I want in.
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Mostly Harmless


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« Reply #5366 on: May 07, 2009, 12:57 PM »

I'm a congressional staffer in D.C. I think there is a great opportunity to write a column/feature based on the insane antics of our government. Also, I think the "Insane Wikipedia" feature is another untapped resource. Example Below:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katzenklavier

And there are so many more.
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« Reply #5367 on: May 07, 2009, 06:13 PM »

I'd be interested in making the intarwebs laugh.
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« Reply #5368 on: May 07, 2009, 08:08 PM »

I don't know if this would speed things up any, but I actually do have an article sitting around that might interest you...
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Where it is at


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« Reply #5369 on: May 07, 2009, 11:53 PM »

I would like to get in on this secret forum action.
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« Reply #5370 on: May 08, 2009, 09:14 AM »

Secret forums are my specialty.  Hook me up.
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"Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth."
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« Reply #5371 on: May 08, 2009, 09:17 AM »

I want to write for cracked
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There can never be too much gravy.


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« Reply #5372 on: May 08, 2009, 01:33 PM »

I think I'd like to give it a try.  May i have the key to the laboratory?
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« Reply #5373 on: May 08, 2009, 02:25 PM »

I'd love to give it a shot!
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What would Batman do?


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« Reply #5374 on: May 08, 2009, 02:40 PM »

I want in. I have a good article all ready for you guys to take a look at.
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« Reply #5375 on: May 08, 2009, 03:29 PM »

I'd like to try my proverbial hand at this Comedy Workshop ordeal.
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Something Witty


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« Reply #5376 on: May 08, 2009, 09:28 PM »

I would like to submit some lists for possible consideration.  Could I please be added to the usergroup workshop to do this?  Just let me know (email: warren1919@yahoo.com).  Thanks!
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Watch your neck, bro.


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« Reply #5377 on: May 08, 2009, 09:46 PM »

Take me, I'm yours!
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« Reply #5378 on: May 09, 2009, 02:52 AM »

A funny lil sci-fi cartoon my friend and I made.  Hope you like it.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2ogvOAi5h8
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« Reply #5379 on: May 09, 2009, 04:42 AM »

will it help me get laid? Anyway i whant in...
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