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« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2007, 12:22 PM »
Lord Cownostril's ichthyologist's anus is a jocular anus.
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« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2007, 12:32 PM »
Lord Cownostril's janitor's anus is a kick-ass anus.
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« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2007, 01:02 PM »
Lord Cownostril's janitor's anus is a lickable anus.
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« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2007, 01:05 PM »
Damnit, T-Bone!

Lord Cownostril's zoologist's anus is an agape anus.
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« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2007, 01:11 PM »
Lord Cownostril's yachtsman's anus is a bountiful anus.
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« Reply #25 on: July 30, 2007, 01:56 PM »
Lord Cownostril's X-ray technicians' anus is a corrupt anus.
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« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2007, 01:57 PM »
Lord Cownostril's welder's anus is a delicate anus.
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« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2007, 01:57 PM »
Lord Cownostril's tailor's anus is an elongated anus.
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« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2007, 01:59 PM »
Shitting horsefuckers, I meant valet's!
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« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2007, 02:03 PM »
Lord Cownostril's understudy's anus is a featureless anus.
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« Reply #30 on: July 30, 2007, 02:07 PM »
Lord Cownostril's I hate this's anus is a fucking game anus.
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« Reply #31 on: July 30, 2007, 05:21 PM »
Lord Cownostril's cable providing anus will be there sometime between 9am and 5pm.
Anus?
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« Reply #32 on: July 30, 2007, 05:47 PM »
Lord Cownostril's biologist's anus is a majestic anus and cured my arthritis.
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« Reply #33 on: July 30, 2007, 07:00 PM »
Lord Cownostril's hacker's anus is a goatse anus.
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« Reply #34 on: July 30, 2007, 09:09 PM »
Lord Cownostril's anus's anus is an anus anus.

Anus.
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« Reply #35 on: July 31, 2007, 01:15 AM »
Gawrdammut, boys, stop it with the game already. Just look:

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« Reply #36 on: July 31, 2007, 01:40 AM »
Lord Cownostril's anus makes the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs... Anus.
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« Reply #37 on: July 31, 2007, 09:38 AM »
I'm looking, I'm looking! That's corporate art at it's worst... or best, depending on how you look at it. There are no giant anuses where I work but we do have:



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« Reply #38 on: July 31, 2007, 09:47 AM »
Lord Cownostril's anus is a joyful anus.
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« Reply #39 on: July 31, 2007, 09:48 AM »
Fuck. There were TWO pages to this thread.
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