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[pool]

Interesting. Out of curiosity, how long until the round ends? I don't trust my own time zone calculations enough.

[subtle_rift]

cheggs and stardust were both gunning for me then changed and walking away?  Guess that means thier both offering me thier asses.  I randomly pick cheggs to die.  I mean not right away obviously, first: foreplay.

[Reverend]

3pm GMT is just under an hour from now, which is when voting ends and my update should be up shortly after.

[Allen]

I change my vote to Melear

[Mind Your Manners]

Is it too late to fix a shattered and broken Shake and Bake joke?

[Reverend]

The dinosaurs were trudging through the jungle undergrowth, heading towards the nearest settlement to take out their frustrations with some old-fashioned therapeutic building stomping.

“Well, shit,  we’re not doing too badly” said The Duke Leto, idly picking a piece of some unfortunate's leg from his teeth. “Yeah, I guess”, said eljefedeath, “that was pretty weird stuff with ForTheOrca though… who’d have thought it?”

“Well, I’m pretty glad it got revealed either way”, roared Eel, “since if we’d have accidentally eaten another dinosaur… I mean, that’s just disgusting! Cannibalism. Eugh.”

The conversation unfortunately was cut short, as a crack team of La Resistance guerrillas burst from the surrounding canopy in a whirl of Frenchness and sharp bayonets.

“GET THEM!”, shouted Melear, advancing on the dinosaur group.

“Yeah!”, agreed NeckToChicken, whipping off his beret and twirling it on his finger. “Er, which one?”

“The one we agreed on, of course!”, said plustax, seemingly unperturbed by the confusion of his Resistance fellows and continuing his slow advance.

“That one!”, screamed pool, gesticulating wildly at the two point-dinos, cheggs and Stardust.

“OK!”, MikeJ and Airija shouted in unison, ridiculous moustaches wobbling, before proceeding to stalk confidently towards two different dinosaurs.

“Oh… What is this? How is it we can call ourselves a crack guerrilla team at all?”, sighed pool, gazing at the two Resistance members advancing on completely different targets.

“STUMPY JOE!”, yelled Alimaza unhelpfully, just catching up with the happenings and only succeeding to confuse the situation further.

“OK! Quiet down!”, shouted HyperGlavin. “Melear, what do you thi-”

At that moment La Resistance bothered to start paying attention to what the Dinosaurs had been doing, just in time to see Dr Awkward and ElfyMcElfton ripping Melear’s torso in two while gazing quizzically at the strange humans. “Oh”, said Hyperglavin. “We should start paying more attention. Seriously.”

Fortunately for La Resistance, MikeJ had persuaded Airija to help his subdue cheggs, and they had jointly succeeded in bashing the large dino’s skull in with a combination of MikeJ standing in front of cheggs and teasing him about how stupid he was, with Airija positioned perfectly to trip cheggs as he advanced on the puny human. Once cheggs fell it was a simple matter of a few swift bayonets and some jackbooted head-stomping to make sure this particular beast would never rise again.

By this time, everyone had gathered their senses and members of the Resistance were valiantly fighting off rampaging dino’s with whatever came to hand (or, for a few members, beginning to run in the opposite direction rather swiftly.) Unfortunately for those few, though, the fighting had not gone unnoticed by the robot’s scout drones, and at that moment the robots we’re setting traps along La Resistance’s line of retreat.

"What the fuck kind of traps are these?", asked Steelfan714. "Yeah...", agreed MoonMilk, "who's going to be tempted to get som-"

"Oh, just you wait and see..." blooped Tim, knowingly.

It was FatuousTwat who would fall prey, ignoring the protestations of his team-mates as he reached in wonder for a pack of pretentiously long cigarillos with an accompanying cigarette-holder nestled in the low branches of a tree, and proceeding to fall unceremoniously down a covered over spike-pit, forever ridding himself of the need for gay French cigarettes. The robots retrieved his body for later probing with only a few shots exchanged with La Resistance, who were still more busy getting away from some enraged dinosaurs.

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cheggs, FatuousTwat and Melear are dead, and that is all.

[cheggs]

Damn. I was hoping to live long enough to see the robots and dinosaurs find a way to live in peace together. I've always had visions of such a day when the noble dinosaurs and the heartless robots would join together in the struggle to rid the world of dirty French bastards, but I fear that I will never see my dream realized.
Or will I?



Try running from that shit!

[MikeJ]

Someone should take my place, I'm not on my pc often enough to vote, sorry guys.

[subtle_rift]

*Looks up from raping cheggs' corpse long enought to say:*

uh yeah, me too, I'm a bit busy here.  You should switch me out.  Bye!

[Airija]

D'accord je crois que je voudrais chercher pour les ammunitions.

Je crois que si nous scavenge ca serai plus bien pour tuer nos enemies

[eljefedeath]

I say we eat pool for not only being French but for not having enough faith in himself to calculate the time difference from zone to zone. Truly, a life better served as calories that add to my already impressive belt of dino-fat.

[Sapperific]

Ah subtle_rift, one more Frenchman in a long line of Frenchmen who have succumb to the pox due to excessive rapping of dead dinosaurs.  I how ever will be happy to scavenge in his place.

[Reverend]

That is, people, switch Sapperific in for subtle_rift.

[Reverend]

Also, please ignore the disgusting amount of grammatical errors in my update, mostly consisting of misused apostrophes.

[Navigator2001Plus]

I'm sorry Rev, I'm afraid I can't do that.

[subtle_rift]

subtle_rift, one more Frenchman in a long line of Frenchmen who have succumb to the pox due to excessive rapping of dead dinosaurs.

It was worth it.

[Melear]

Oh well, I am no more. At least we'll always have the memories...



Venger nos morts, comrads

[Reverend]

Melear, I for one am saddened you're dead, since I love the shit out of your comics. Seriously, they're awesome.

[Gonz]

Ditto.  Maybe he can illustrate from beyond the grave.

[Turnpike Dave]

If I were alive I would have voted someone else. Take that Resistance!