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[College Binary]

Okay so you might remember a while ago I was fucking robbed. Due to the generosity of many forum members giving me free money, I generated a considerable downpayment on a new piece of equipment, which now sits atop my computer with its one beady eye.

I did some research and found that my original camcorder was pretty much the worst possible camera that can be purchased for the amount of money I paid for it. So armed with my newfound whatever the opposite of ignorance is, I managed to buy a much, much better machine this time around. So I have, all things considered, come out on top.

So here, my generous internet friends, is my video thank-you message!

[oball]

A genuinely moving, at times harrowing, yet ultimately uplifting tour de force.  5 stars.

[Lord Cownostril]

That was actually very entertaining.

I must ask, though, why, in your reenactement, does the thief walk into the house WITH a bag of money?

And, I know its a long shot, but if the thief does come and do your dishes, let us know. We may have need of it. You may have inadvertently resolved South Africa's crime and house-keeping problem.

[College Binary]

I must ask, though, why, in your reenactement, does the thief walk into the house WITH a bag of money?

He's already robbed the house next door, obviously

[the weird box thing]

The laws of physics can be tricked by magical reflecting glass.

[dum dum]

Is that one of those phones with a blue neon lights in it behind you or am I seeing things?

[Camerhil]

I'm very glad I browsed for your other videos too. Your "cooking guide for the unemployable" still has me laughing to myself, four hours later. The moment when you taste your meal and break down crying is both hilarious and poignant, like the flaming corpse pile in Schindler's List.

Also, is it me, or are there more good looking guys on PWoT than there should be, seeing as it's basically just an assembly point for losers? Not to be vulgar about this or anything, but if I had a predilection towards sensitivity, I'd totally put one in Binary's can.

[sephira]

Man, that's one awesome accent.

[Eternal Grogan]

Har, that was very amusing.

[College Binary]

Man, that's one awesome accent.

Thanks! I'm glad you think so. It's rather a curse for me. People think I'm somewhat exotic, but not in a good way

[Disco Stu]

There is no occasion, be it internet video diary or black tie ball that cannot be made better with the addition of a suitably dapper hat. Well done, Binary.

[Kivált]

I love how he cuts randomly but he keeps pausing between phrases or between words for no reason.

You sexy, sexy hatted man.

[Sanchez]

You have a creepy Rolf Harris moment from 0:54 - 1:06 despite looking and sounding fuck-all like him.

[Gonz]

Nobody calls me Timothy anymore.

[Frank The Rabbit]

Nice editing "skillz".

[Nedroid]

Why are your shoes full of sand?

[College Binary]

Well, see, that's an interesting story actually.

[Allen]

that bit with the hat at the end knocked my socks off.  STRAIGHT THE FUCK OFF.

glad you were properly reimbursed though.  i'll drink to that (on friday)

[Ryan]

Erica is a very sexy name.

Why, thank you.

[The Procrastinator]

So, knowing that you live in an area subject to routine burglaries and assuming you've alerted your neighbours to be on the lookout for suspicious activity. You thought it would be a good idea to prance about your front door with a mask on?


In a semi-related note, have you taken out home insurance yet?