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[MonkBiz85]

Even Wolfram Alpha doesn't know. SEE! How the hell am I supposed to figure it out?

[procrastinatrix]

I don't even know how many miliciabattas there are in a centibreadstick!

Sounds like a job for Wolfram Alpha!

I think it's definitely a job for this: http://www.weirdconverter.com/index.php

Worked like a charm when I needed to convert Weinermobiles to flaccid penises.

(It's 1 Weinermobile to 86.4 flaccid penises. No joke.)

[Lamer McLame]

I see a serious flaw in your new toy procrastinatrix. Namely, its inability to convert dicks to dongs.

[procrastinatrix]

If you can't perform a simple dick to dong conversion with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back, there's a serious flaw in your...you, Mister. 

[Travasaurus Sex]

If you can't perform a simple dick to dong conversion with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back, there's a serious flaw in your...you, Mister. 

Tell you what, why don't you close your eyes, I'll tie your hands behind your back, and I'll convert your "dong" with my "dick".

[Hungarian]

Ugh, I hated Catholic school.

[Holy the Goalie]

God damn it, these motherfucking twats that I work with have done it AGAIN.  They waited until the last motherfucking week to turn in half a month's workload to me.  I swear to fucking god, I've sat on my ass for at least 7 days this month without a single fucking thing to do, and the "professionals" in the important buildings decide that they'll wait until the last fucking 5 business days to turn in half a month's workload.  There's a guy that they pay SPECIFICALLY to build a schedule of work submission, which nobody fucking follows.  What the hell are they keeping him on the payroll for, since apparently everybody assumes the schedule is optional.  I'm not even going to be here for the next two days, so I've really only got 3 1/2 days to do 12 fucking days' worth of fucking work.

Shit, I can't fucking see out of my left eye . . .

[ominousoat]

Shit, I can't fucking see out of my left eye . . .

Goddammit Holy, STOP EATING THE SOPAPILLAS!

[Holy the Goalie]

There, are you happy?  I sig'd that, so now I won't forget the next tim. . .

Hey, are those sopapillas?









Fuck.

[OddBodkin]

Hey, who the fuck ate my sopapillas?

[Sev Squad]

Me...

No one said that I couldn't eat them.

[OddBodkin]

I think it's definitely a job for this: http://www.weirdconverter.com/index.php

Worked like a charm when I needed to convert Weinermobiles to flaccid penises.

(It's 1 Weinermobile to 86.4 flaccid penises. No joke.)

Thanks for the link. I might never have known that 1 Tom Cruise equals 453.6 average bowel movements.

[MonkBiz85]

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!

First I have to learn in breadsticks and then people come out with weinermobiles and flaccid penises!

Then I go to http://www.weirdconverter.com/index.php and find out there are 6705.600637032  T-Rexes in the Panama Canal!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!

[codespyder]

This is why you shouldn't have taken the red pill.

[Rattatat]

Hm, a Right Whale's testicle equals 146.9 newborn babies. Now those are some big balls.

[Danny G]

A right whale's, or a whale's right testicle?

[Rattatat]

A Right whale.

[ShadowSoldier]

Or one of these....



They're slightly heavier though (Polar bear outweighs it by .113445757576), but damn.

[Holy the Goalie]

1 Jennifer Aniston = 0.55 Tom Cruise?

Either Jennifer Aniston is a lot smaller than I remember, or Tom Cruise has been padding his stats again.

[meirmeirlizpie]

This made my day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CKjNcSUNt8