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« on: May 24, 2005, 05:41 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2005, 06:46 PM »
Wow... is that guy serious? I wonder if he actually did just find that in his basement one day.
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« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2005, 08:28 AM »
Anyone ever find out what was in the mystery envelope? I know GoldenPalace got that one too.
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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2005, 08:59 AM »
The nutjobs sending him emails think he is serious.
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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2005, 02:22 PM »
Jesus. It's currently at $647.59
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« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2005, 08:59 PM »
Then apparently whoever bought the time machine is using it to bid again on the item.
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« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2005, 09:02 PM »
Oh come on, everybody knows that time machines run on crystals and electrodes attached to your genetals!
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« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2005, 09:16 PM »
And what, exactly, is a genetal? And how would I "attach" these crystals to them? With some sort of adhesive fluid? Or are the crystals self-adhering?
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« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2005, 09:39 PM »
I hope you realized that I was making a Napolean Dynamite Reference. I also hope you have seen that movie, because if not you would be the biggest loser ever.
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« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2005, 09:42 PM »
i get references
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« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2005, 09:52 PM »
Especially cultural ones.
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« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2005, 10:13 PM »
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I hope you realized that I was making a Napolean Dynamite Reference. I also hope you have seen that movie, because if not you would be the biggest loser ever.


How ironic. The "biggest loser ever" is the person who hasn't seen a film about the biggest losers ever.
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« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2005, 10:56 PM »
He wasn't a loser, he had skillz. With a z.
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« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2005, 12:51 AM »
Let's get back to the time machine children. It's obviously fake. A lot of work went into it. This guy just had this idea one day about making some cash (probably after finding this piece of metal) and modified it a bit, added a plate on it, and found some old photographs of his grandmother, copied a poem from decades ago, send himself emails pretending to be other people believing him (although I don't doubt he did receive real emails like these).

Don't be surprised if you find out later that this 'time machine' ressembles an appliance of some sort from years ago.
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« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2005, 02:54 AM »
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Let's get back to the time machine children. It's obviously fake. A lot of work went into it. This guy just had this idea one day about making some cash (probably after finding this piece of metal) and modified it a bit, added a plate on it, and found some old photographs of his grandmother, copied a poem from decades ago, send himself emails pretending to be other people believing him (although I don't doubt he did receive real emails like these).

Don't be surprised if you find out later that this 'time machine' ressembles an appliance of some sort from years ago.

No, I'm pretty sure it's an actual time machine. Otherwise they wouldn't let him put it on the internet.
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« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2005, 03:07 AM »
But he also hasn't actually said it's a time machine. He just said he believed it to be a time machine.
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« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2005, 03:09 AM »
...and if it's not real then how could I go back and hit guitar woman on the head as a child thus ensuring her mental retardation?
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« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2005, 03:24 AM »
I don't think that's a necessary step.
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« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2005, 03:56 AM »
It is, because ive already done it.
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« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2005, 07:17 AM »
Apparently  he also found a Shrinking Machine in his attic.
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