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Onideus doesn't understand the site to which he is submitting content
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August 23, 2013, 08:32 AM »
Your smiley was sucked into this black hole. And now nobody knows why you were "smiling" because your image was too large.
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Re: Photoplasty 2 for 8.27.13: Irrational Fears You Still Have as an Adult
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Here's a couple 550px versions...because apparently the people running Cracked are too deficient/lazy to figure out how to resize images for ~their~ needs...
...not that anyone should be particularly surprised though given that their entire site is now run completely off SPEC work.
DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE
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Re: Onideus doesn't understand the site to which he is submitting content
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Let's take turns explaining calmly and politely where Onideus went wrong, aaaaand GO!
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Re: Onideus doesn't understand the site to which he is submitting content
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Poach the fish. Put the fish in the frying pan and pour over 500ml of the milk. Stud each onion quarter with a clove, then add to the milk, with the bay leaves. Bring the milk just to the boil – you will see a few small bubbles. Reduce the heat and simmer for 8 mins. Lift the fish onto a plate and strain the milk into a jug to cool. Flake the fish into large pieces in the baking dish.
, you don't get it...you see, my goal here isn't to get my work on Cracked...much the opposite actually. You see, I *WANT* you to try and block out/delete/remove my work based on stupid, idiotic, nonsensical little roolies and "I art holier than thou" mod abuse...you see...my point is that SPEC WORK sites like Cracked will inherently self-sabotage their own potential content...I'm merely providing you with the particular means to prove my point with some very high quality content.
Hard-boil the eggs. Bring a small pan of water to a gentle boil, then carefully lower the eggs in with a slotted spoon. Bring the water back to a gentle boil, with just a couple of bubbles rising to the surface. Set the timer for 8 mins, cook, then drain and cool in a bowl of cold water. Peel, slice into quarters and arrange on top of the fish, then scatter over the chopped parsley.
PS - Have fun fighting with my restoration bot!
Make the sauce. Melt half the butter in a pan, stir in the flour and cook for 1 min over moderate heat. Take off the heat, pour in a little of the cold poaching milk, then stir until blended. Continue to add the milk gradually, mixing well until you have a smooth sauce. Return to the heat, bringto the boil and cook for 5 mins, stirring continually, until it coats the back of a spoon. Remove from the heat, season with salt, pepper and nutmeg, then pour over the fish.
PSS - My ISP is CenturyLink, so I'm afraid you won't be banning me any time soon either...well, not unless you want to block out the entire western seaboard.
Assemble and bake. Heat oven to 200C/fan 180C/gas 6. Boil the potatoes for 20 mins. Drain, season and mash with the remaining butter and milk. Use to top the pie, starting at the edge of the dish and working your way in – push the mash right to the edges to seal. Fluff the top with a fork, sprinkle with cheese, then bake for 30 mins. Make up to a day ahead, chill, then bake for 40 mins.
I have replaced all of your retarded internet initialisms and emoticons with a recipe for fish pie. - Quag
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Re: Onideus doesn't understand the site to which he is submitting content
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August 24, 2013, 05:25 AM »
I love it when guys come in here like they are the Joker or something. Like they're causing chaos and "proving a point" by not following simple rules, which no one particularly cares about except for the mild inconvenience that breaking them causes.
I guess some men just want to watch the world burn (by challenging your preconceived notions of image sizes).
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Dramatica Stuffs
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Heyo, just wondering if anyone here might have the original images from nyah:
Link? What link?
...I restored one...manually, the hard way (only had to search through about sixty freakin pages of comments), so I figured I'd ask before potentially wasting any more time.
The restoration of ED was only about 90%, and that was with combining multiple personal archives, including my own, so any help restoring lost content is very helpful, especially if it pertains to something you're interested in, in this case being Cracked.
NEW materials are also awesome, just make sure it's lulzy/satirical/sarcastic/shock humor and the like. We don't really do "random funny", that's what Uncyclopedia is for.
Mmmm, also, if you're a Cracked writer and you've ever linked to ED you may want to UPDATE your links with the new .
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domain, cause otherwise it'll just link to the main page of the sell-out site OhInternet (Know Your Meme ver2.0)
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It's too bad Onideus is being such a twat about this. "Spider Sneaking Up On Guy" is a brilliant and original work of art that would have easily won the contest. It is a stunning piece of social commentary, and it is too good to be bound by the rules of image width. In fact, that picture should not be fettered by any law known to man, including the one about gravity and the one about how your car only breaks down at the exact worst moment possible.
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The Western Seaboard has been banned.
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