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« on: December 19, 2004, 05:09 PM »
I've created this thread for anyone who wishes to continue in the Internet Porn-Off or would like to try it themselves.

This is the Porn-Off article, if you haven't read it:

http://www.cracked.com/article_17005_10-steps-porn-addiction-where-are-you.html

The rules could not be simpler.  Post and state that you're in.  The time and date are stamped on your post.  See how long you can go pornless.  If you fail, post again with the phrase "Failed" and the number of HOURS you went porn-free.

Somebody will volunteer to keep stats.  Last time, not even half of our people could make it through a week.  Can you?
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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2004, 05:14 PM »
Is this essentially a new one?  I'm starting again as of tomorrow morning (A Monday and a round number day; easy to measure from!  Also, porn tonight) anyway; might as well keep a record.
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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2004, 05:23 PM »
Please define "pornless"
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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2004, 05:39 PM »
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Please define "pornless"

Perhaps you should read the old threads.

The original pornoff thread is HERE.
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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2004, 05:43 PM »
Didn't bother last time, read the thread a bit late, but I'm in now.

(Start, Sunday 19th December- 22.42)- (more for my own reference)
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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2004, 06:24 PM »
All right, first time I thought that once the article was written, we could view porn again. Going all the way this time.

Round two, in again.
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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2004, 06:32 PM »
Ill try and beat my last effort of just over 20 hours,

starting from..... now!
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« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2004, 07:10 PM »
Unfortunately ive gone a while without porn now and I was aching for some... but im goig to bite my lip and start


......NOW 19:10 eastern time Sunday 19 Dec.
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« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2004, 09:58 PM »
I'll give it a try.
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« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2004, 10:18 PM »
Great article.

I'm in. Local time: 20th December, 2pm. I'll show you zeroes how to not look at porn.
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« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2004, 11:30 PM »
If I had seen this early enough when the original was going on, I would have signed up then.

I'll try for it now, in any case. 11:30 PM EST, December 19.
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« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2004, 01:39 AM »
FAILED. 358 hours. I haven't looked at porn yet, but I don't have anything to prove anymore.
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« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2004, 01:58 AM »
I'm in

been meaning to quit for years now and maybe using you people as a pseudo pornoholics anonomous will help...

though I doubt it
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« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2004, 01:58 AM »
Damn, I missed the cutoff but i'm still in. 318 hours.
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« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2004, 02:03 AM »
WTF? My porn movies aren't arousing anymore. My high-res les pictures do nothing. What the fuck did you do to me, Wong?
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« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2004, 02:06 AM »
and I flop when I roll over (male)
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« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2004, 02:06 AM »
FAILED.  332 hours.  

I'm with Spermus.
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« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2004, 02:07 AM »
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« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2004, 02:10 AM »
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I'm with Spermus.

You intend to start watching porn again, even though it's useless?
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« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2004, 02:18 AM »
I'm also with spermus, only without the erectile disfunction. I could skip porn today and I'd be busy until after Christmas which would inflate my hours. On the other hand, who cares?

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