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« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2004, 03:26 AM »

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Maybe also Vin Diesel in Saving Private Ryan.


that movie ruined my life.

me: boy, that Private Ryan sure was a dick. because of him, the cute soldier had to die.

ripper: what cute soldier?

me: You know, the one with the rosary that got shot in the village.

ripper: OMG THAT WAS VIN DIESEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!


...it's all been downhill since then.
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« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2004, 04:44 AM »


OMG! SO CUTSIE!!!
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« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2004, 05:39 AM »

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I didn't see this movie. Why does he have a mechanical penis? And do the Germans know that he's masturbating?
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« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2004, 06:53 AM »

Gwynneth Paltrow as a partially grown-up Wendy in Hook. Blink and you'll miss her.

My favourite film game is "He Was In Aliens". Bill Paxton is of course the winner, but British TV is awash with people who were in Alien 3, such as the great Pete Postlethwaite who shocked me by appearing in Sharpe.
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« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2004, 08:04 AM »

Jennifer Connelly in the Labyrinth.


I just saw the movie for the first time recently, and I could not figure out who the lead girl was, until have way through the  movie, I do believe the words "Holy shit" escaped my mouth.

She sure has come along way since then.  1986 - Fighting David Bowie ( A leather clad, big 80’s haired, makeup wearing Bowie), and Hoggles.  2002 - Winning an Academy Award for A Beautiful Mind.
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« Reply #25 on: September 30, 2004, 08:24 AM »

Orlando Bloom in "Blackhawk Down" and Johnny Depp in "Platoon."
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« Reply #26 on: September 30, 2004, 08:26 AM »

after rewatching Back to the Future Part II, I realised the little kid playing Wild Gunman at the Cafe 80's was Elijah Wood, he must have been about 8.
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« Reply #27 on: September 30, 2004, 08:33 AM »

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Orlando Bloom in "Blackhawk Down" and Johnny Depp in "Platoon."

There's a TON in Platoon:

John C. McGinley (from Scrubs, one of my favorite shows and actors)
Kevin Dillon (Matt's brother)
Keith David (voice of Spawn)
Forest Whitaker
Corey Glover (lead singer of Living Color)

And for those that weren't paying attention:

Oliver Stone himself was in the movie.  He's the Alpha Company Major that gets blown up in the bunker.
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« Reply #28 on: September 30, 2004, 08:36 AM »

Oh, and it STILL gets me every time I see Harrison Ford in Apocalypse Now.  

And Laurence Fishburne too.  (sorry, LARRY Fishburne in that movie)
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« Reply #29 on: September 30, 2004, 09:26 AM »

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Dude, I saw this amazingly crappy movie called The Keep on cable a while back with a friend.  It was shot in 1982, and it's about Nazis that occupy a romanian castle with a demon of some sort in it.  It's really bad, bad script, bad acting, horrible special effects, and the hair, oh god the hair.

Here are some people in it:

Scott Glenn
Jurgen Prochnow
Gabriel Bryne (AS A NAZI!)
IAN MCKELLAN!

And it was directed b motherfucking Michael Mann!!!1

Hot damn.

I actually suffered through that at the theatre, with two or three brothers and a girlfriend or two. My brother Thom, who spent like 8 years in art college, had just taken a course in cinematography. Everyone hated it except for him. He just kept going on and on about the lighting. We ragged on him for years about it.
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« Reply #30 on: September 30, 2004, 09:31 AM »

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Gwynneth Paltrow as a partially grown-up Wendy in Hook. Blink and you'll miss her.

My favourite film game is "He Was In Aliens". Bill Paxton is of course the winner, but British TV is awash with people who were in Alien 3, such as the great Pete Postlethwaite who shocked me by appearing in Sharpe.


Nothing beats Buffy/Angels Wesley in Sharpe, the line "I CAN KILL SHARPE, I CAN KILL..." just before he gets stabbed by the Frency, i regularly shout it out, often just before climax.
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« Reply #31 on: September 30, 2004, 09:37 AM »

I remember my very first "wow i didnt know they were in this movie" moment, Jim Carrey as the murdered rockstar in that Dirty Harry flick with the implausile murder lottery plot and without the classic line.
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« Reply #32 on: September 30, 2004, 09:45 AM »

Dude, that's Dead Pool, it had Guns N Roses.
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« Reply #33 on: September 30, 2004, 11:20 AM »

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great Pete Postlethwaite who shocked me by appearing in Sharpe.


Nothing beats Buffy/Angels Wesley in Sharpe, the line "I CAN KILL SHARPE, I CAN KILL..." just before he gets stabbed by the Frency, i regularly shout it out, often just before climax.


Sharpe is probably my favourite show ever.  Sean Bean shouldn't have been wasted on Trevelyn in Goldeneye, because now they can't use him once Brosnan stops doing Bond flicks and we'll end up with somebody gay, like Ewan Magregor as Bond.  I thought Bean would be perfect as James Bond.  He would play Bond exactly how Connery did.  More rugged and strong than prissy like Roger Moore.

As for this thread, I didn't remember Kyle Gass being in Shallow Hal until I saw it again the other day.  

I saw some movie called Shaolin Temple, and for some reason I didn't realize that it was Jet Li as the main roll until later in the movie.  It was his first film and he did it when he was 16 or something.  It had better fight sequences than anything I've ever seen with him.  

Oh, and in Kill Bill 2 I had no idea that the piano guy was Samuel Jackson.  It didn't look anything like him.
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« Reply #34 on: September 30, 2004, 12:36 PM »

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me: You know, the one with the rosary that got shot in the village.

ripper: OMG THAT WAS VIN DIESEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Vin Diesel wasn't in The Village.

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I knew it!!!!

I didn't realize until a couple of years ago that Anthony Michael Hall was the nerdy kid from The Breakfast Club.
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« Reply #35 on: September 30, 2004, 03:33 PM »

Jon Stewart in The Faculty.


Just saw that movie again the other day and I couldn't believe that at one point, literally no one knew who he was.
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« Reply #36 on: September 30, 2004, 04:19 PM »

Charleton Heston and the original My Favorite Martian guy in Wayne's World 2.

And that Orlando Bloom in Black Hawk Down thing irritates me. He had less than a minute total screen time and was being billed as one of the stars for the special edition release.
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« Reply #37 on: September 30, 2004, 04:22 PM »

Dennis Quaid in "Jaws 3-D"

Robert Duvall in "THX-1138"

Shannon Wilsey(AKA Porn Star Savannah) in "The Invisible Maniac"
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« Reply #38 on: September 30, 2004, 06:54 PM »

David Prowse in A Clockwork Orange.

Ray Walston in The Apartment.
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« Reply #39 on: September 30, 2004, 07:34 PM »

Who the hell was Bloom in BHD? I can barely tell one actor from another in Military movies because they all seem to wear the same clothes.

Heather Grahm (I think I spelled it wrong) was in a Corey Feldman/Haim movie called "Liscense to Drive".

I might even have spelled Liscense wrong, but I just don't give a shit anymore.
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