This is NSFW, though I’m assuming you don’t work in a place where you can play sounds from your computer at all, let alone ones about how a woman would pass through the flames of Hell to get to your cock.
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July 22nd, 2008 at 5:05 am
Oh this brings back memories. I suppose those old articles aren’t around anymore, I don’t really remember the specifics of them now anyway. Still, this song rings out from the past, like a great bell drawing me back to a simpler time. Perhaps only now, with the wisdom of experience, can I look back and finally understand the exquisite truth presented in this song.
She loves my cock, Dave.
She loves my COCK.
July 22nd, 2008 at 5:55 pm
I don’t appreciate that there’s another Tim.
July 25th, 2008 at 2:18 am
Hey guys, what’s u-
WHAT THE FUCK
September 23rd, 2008 at 11:43 am
Ha! Classic Wong!