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From the What The Shit Files

by David Wong

A man preparing a race course through a park in the Netherlands was slightly injured when he fell into a pit lined with sharpened spikes — the third such trap found in the area this year, police said Monday.

The pit — lined with 15-30-centimeter (6-12-inch) metal spikes embedded in a concrete block — had been carefully hidden under leaves and branches in a park near Venlo, a town near the German border, police said.

“A person could fall into this, but also a dog, a child, people walking, bikers, motorcyclists — anybody,” police spokeswoman Nicole Theuns. She said the pit was about 1.5 meters (5 feet) deep and 80 centimeters (2 1/2 feet) wide.

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2 Responses to “From the What The Shit Files”

  1. Mongo Says:

    I know I always check my race routes for booby traps. And my car.

  2. Benny B Says:

    Wait til then get to the part where they have to cross a pond by jumping on 3 crocodiles’ heads.

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