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July 9th, 2008 at 6:58 am
Did you know…
…that the record for most transferals of a single piece of chewing gum between two kissing mouths is 419 times?
…that the average delivery time for bottled messages cast into the ocean is 91 years?
…that apart from bees, the only other animal which has been “africanized” is the Bolivian Motivated Sloth?
July 15th, 2008 at 7:16 am
Don’t joke about that shit man that’s how “Chuck Norris Facts” got started.
January 9th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
huhuh isn’t it awesome that my fans are such douchebags and I let them get away with it and defend them at every turn because they’re my fans