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	<title>Comments on: Did you hear the one about the monkey and the testicles and the birthday cake?</title>
	<link>http://www.cracked.com/david-wong/2008/07/02/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-monkey-and-the-testicles-and-the-birthday-cake/</link>
	<description>Holy Shit!</description>
	<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:47:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Kat</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/david-wong/2008/07/02/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-monkey-and-the-testicles-and-the-birthday-cake/#comment-260</link>
		<author>Kat</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 10:10:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.cracked.com/david-wong/2008/07/02/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-monkey-and-the-testicles-and-the-birthday-cake/#comment-260</guid>
		<description>Can I get my 5 min back?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can I get my 5 min back?</p>
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		<title>By: Brizz</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/david-wong/2008/07/02/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-monkey-and-the-testicles-and-the-birthday-cake/#comment-226</link>
		<author>Brizz</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:46:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.cracked.com/david-wong/2008/07/02/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-monkey-and-the-testicles-and-the-birthday-cake/#comment-226</guid>
		<description>Yup, link's dead :(</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yup, link&#8217;s dead <img src='http://www.cracked.com/david-wong/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Peter</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/david-wong/2008/07/02/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-monkey-and-the-testicles-and-the-birthday-cake/#comment-222</link>
		<author>Peter</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:54:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.cracked.com/david-wong/2008/07/02/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-monkey-and-the-testicles-and-the-birthday-cake/#comment-222</guid>
		<description>Link is dead, anyone know where I can find it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Link is dead, anyone know where I can find it?</p>
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		<title>By: Mongo</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/david-wong/2008/07/02/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-monkey-and-the-testicles-and-the-birthday-cake/#comment-206</link>
		<author>Mongo</author>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 06:24:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.cracked.com/david-wong/2008/07/02/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-monkey-and-the-testicles-and-the-birthday-cake/#comment-206</guid>
		<description>His balls weren't ripped off.  They were chewed off.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>His balls weren&#8217;t ripped off.  They were chewed off.</p>
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		<title>By: Sanchez</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/david-wong/2008/07/02/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-monkey-and-the-testicles-and-the-birthday-cake/#comment-201</link>
		<author>Sanchez</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:35:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.cracked.com/david-wong/2008/07/02/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-monkey-and-the-testicles-and-the-birthday-cake/#comment-201</guid>
		<description>I thought the guy was making it all up too, until I saw the picture of the poor noseless bastard at the top of the article. That sort of killed my giggleboner.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought the guy was making it all up too, until I saw the picture of the poor noseless bastard at the top of the article. That sort of killed my giggleboner.</p>
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		<title>By: Scolex</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/david-wong/2008/07/02/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-monkey-and-the-testicles-and-the-birthday-cake/#comment-199</link>
		<author>Scolex</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 03:52:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.cracked.com/david-wong/2008/07/02/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-monkey-and-the-testicles-and-the-birthday-cake/#comment-199</guid>
		<description>Because there are so many good ways to have your balls ripped off?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Because there are so many good ways to have your balls ripped off?</p>
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		<title>By: Wophugus</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/david-wong/2008/07/02/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-monkey-and-the-testicles-and-the-birthday-cake/#comment-198</link>
		<author>Wophugus</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 06:09:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.cracked.com/david-wong/2008/07/02/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-monkey-and-the-testicles-and-the-birthday-cake/#comment-198</guid>
		<description>What a terrible way to have your balls ripped off.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a terrible way to have your balls ripped off.</p>
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		<title>By: Cloister</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/david-wong/2008/07/02/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-monkey-and-the-testicles-and-the-birthday-cake/#comment-197</link>
		<author>Cloister</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 17:31:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.cracked.com/david-wong/2008/07/02/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-monkey-and-the-testicles-and-the-birthday-cake/#comment-197</guid>
		<description>I should rephrase that. The guy didn't have his balls ripped off on Montel Williams. They were ripped off by a monkey and then he went on Montel Williams.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I should rephrase that. The guy didn&#8217;t have his balls ripped off on Montel Williams. They were ripped off by a monkey and then he went on Montel Williams.</p>
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		<title>By: Cloister</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/david-wong/2008/07/02/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-monkey-and-the-testicles-and-the-birthday-cake/#comment-196</link>
		<author>Cloister</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 17:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.cracked.com/david-wong/2008/07/02/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-monkey-and-the-testicles-and-the-birthday-cake/#comment-196</guid>
		<description>I actually saw this guy, the one who got his balls ripped off on Montel Williams a couple years back. Unfortunately for Mr. Davis and quite fortunate for the internet this story is true.

Brian Posehn even did a bit about it on his album Nerd Rage.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I actually saw this guy, the one who got his balls ripped off on Montel Williams a couple years back. Unfortunately for Mr. Davis and quite fortunate for the internet this story is true.</p>
<p>Brian Posehn even did a bit about it on his album Nerd Rage.</p>
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		<title>By: CoMa7oSe</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/david-wong/2008/07/02/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-monkey-and-the-testicles-and-the-birthday-cake/#comment-195</link>
		<author>CoMa7oSe</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:49:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.cracked.com/david-wong/2008/07/02/did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-monkey-and-the-testicles-and-the-birthday-cake/#comment-195</guid>
		<description>Oh man, I haven't had that good a laugh in weeks. Thanks Wong!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh man, I haven&#8217;t had that good a laugh in weeks. Thanks Wong!</p>
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