On the Shelf
by David Wong
There I am, at Borders book store, on the shelf next to real authors:
Positioned so the whole cover shows and everything.
That is so, so wrong.
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June 9th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
But it feels so, so right!
June 9th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Also - you’re next to Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein.
June 9th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
That’s so tight. And that reminds me, I want to finish reading my print copy one of these days.
But why the hell is Shelley’s Frankenstein in the -horror- section?
June 10th, 2008 at 2:24 am
that is brilliant! is it just in Borders in the States, or all over the world?
July 24th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
What’s all this other shit? JDatE deserves it’s own shelf.
Also another empty shelf next to it for the anticipated sequel.