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Pussy Renaissance

by David Wong

As crazy as this guy is, I have to credit him for giving me my new band name:

Pussy Renaissance.

That’s part of a ring of guys claiming calling themselves the TFL movement (True Forced Loneliness) where they believe they have been forced to live lonely sexless lives due to a vast conspiracy of females who are intentionally shutting them out to make them miserable. See the related videos for more.

It’s either the most depressing thing I’ve ever seen, or one of the most awesome internet hoaxes of all time. There’s this whole ongoing plot where the movement has split into factions and then the guy in the above-linked video got ousted because I believe he had sex with a woman, thus undermining the entire movement.

There’s something really profound to be said here, about the nature of humanity at its lowest and how self-centered we become when we’re desperate, believing the whole world revolves around our failures. But the whole thing is bumming me out to the point that thinking about it makes me sleepy.

One Response to “Pussy Renaissance”

  1. Sam N. Says:

    “…Along with the CIA, and Feminism and the Illuminati…They all tie in together.”

    Oh, if only we didn’t have to live under our evil, vagina-possessing overlords. Shaking their vaginas around, all hoochie coochie. (By the way, anyone know what a vagina is? Is it, like, some kind of firearm?)

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