My Book at Borders, Charity Update
If you didn’t have a credit card or for some similar reason haven’t ordered a copy of my retarded horror novel John Dies at the End online, you can finally walk in off the street and just buy a copy.
Borders has ordered a shitload of them to stock on their actual shelves of their actual brick-and-mortar book stores. Sure, up until now we’ve had a few small shops here and there stock a couple of copies, but otherwise all of our sales have come through the online sellers.
If anyone spots them on the shelves, snap a picture for me. Post it or send it to davidwong@johndiesattheend.com. It’s kind of a big deal for me and I like to celebrate every little thing because it makes me feel like I’m better than everybody else. Try to get your balls in the picture too if possible.
No, this is not the mysterious announcement I’ve been hinting at. Speaking of which, let me remind you…
THIS IS A LIMITED EDITION. Buy it while it’s available. Buy extra copies and then sell them on the black market at inflated prices later. Shit will be like Beanie Babies.
Meanwhile, the charity we started on the forums (see below) has raised more than $3,000 to loan to entrepreneurs in impoverished nations. If you want to help us fuck poverty in the asshole, here’s the details.
June 21st, 2008 at 8:12 pm
I bought your book at Borders a few days ago. I just finished reading it today. ^_^ It was the second copy I’ve purchased (because I gave the first copy away) and the third time I’ve read it. I still love it and I can’t wait for the movie to come out (because that absolutely must happen - the director of Bubba Hotep? That is dripping with awesome)
Next time I’m making a trip to Borders I’ll tote the camera along and if they still have any copies I’ll definitely snap a pic and send it to you.