I wrote that headline up there so, yes, David wong refers to himself in the third person now. This is sort of a companion piece to Gavin’s Kick-Ass Apocalyptic Prophecies from a while back, where we looked into end-of-the world scenarios from religion and mythology. Now, Hollywood gets a turn.
Mike Huang (”Codespyder” from the forums) takes some time to remind us of popular brands you use every day that the Nazis gave us. January is Hitler Appreciation Month at Cracked and we intend to do a new article every day explaining why we should reconsider the Third Reich.
After being out of stock for several weeks, my retarded horror novel John Dies at the End is back in stock and you can buy a copy at any moment by clicking here.
Speaking of internet people with real-world projects and stuff, somehow in the course of hearing about what an incredible game Portal is and seeing it win Game of the Year in several places and having all my friends rave about how hilarious it is, I completely missed the fact that the game was written by Erik and Chet of Old Man Murray fame (they both went to work at Valve after abandoning OMM).
That site is the reason I got into writing web comedy, and they even hosted PWoT for a while back in the day.
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