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Turn your retarded videos into cash

by David Wong

My employer Cracked.com has set up its own little corner of Youtube so you can upload your wacky videos of you farting into the camera or whatever. If we like it, we’ll buy it from you and put it right on the front page. Click here and read the instructions thread to figure out how.

Speaking of videos, John sent me this link where a guy displays his inhuman beatbox skills, then we realized that same guy, Felix Zenger, is some kind of hacky sack legend as well.

When I watched that, the only thought that ran through my mind was what a living hell it would be to live with that guy, because he would be practicing that shit all the time. Just beatboxing with spittle flying everywhere and bouncing around that stupid ball thing 16 hours a day. 

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