by David Wong

First, watch THIS.

And since I’m in the process of turning this into pretty much a Brad Neely fan site, I thought I’d post the lyrics to his awesome Role Play Tournament Rap video linked above. Thanks to Staff in the forums for transcribing them:

_______________________

Be aggressive
B-E aggressive
Be aggressive
B-E aggressive

Just one girly at the tourny
and it’s kill or be killed
The dungeon master is the bastard
known as Pliny the Ill

But, I- I could feel it
Coming through the air that night
Oh Lord, my swords out
Jesus just avert your eyes

Took me years to develop these skills
I’m untouchable thanks to these pills
The way is paved with knaves that have already been slain
See me comin’ better run for those hills

Listen up now,
You got me killin’
Uh, you got me blind to feelings
I crush your face, I take your jewels
You have no way of dealin’

Be aggressive
B-E aggressive
Be aggressive
B-E aggressive

Mirror mirror, unh
Up on the wall, unh
Who’s the baddest motherfucker of them all, unh
Just like Columbus, unh, he get the blood lust
Just like Columbus, he get murderous on purpose

You got me hurtin’, uh
You got me pullin’ curtains
You suckin’ chili dogs
While I go on my crazed berserkin’

Be aggressive
B-E aggressive
Be aggressive
B-E aggressive

Tens, and twentys? What’s so funny?
Fuckin’ Twenty-ten!
Sweet Jesus, please just get me through this
Take me home again

But I’m all up in the deathworld- Snap.
Rub a bump in the deathworld- Shit.
I’m all heavy with my winnings not to mention all the sinning
and I lost it in the deathworld, crap.

In the valley of the shadow a boo-berry attacked
He was the hitman of the girly who survived to the last
She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
I almost wished myself to die so she could win the whole thing

But, but
Be aggressive
B-E aggressive
Be aggressive
B-E aggressive

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