Super Sunday Aftermath
by David Wong
Look, as a Bears fan, I basically had one big concern going into last night’s Super Bowl: That Prince was going to whip out his penis at half time. You’d get the media firestorm, the FCC fines, round-the-clock Prince dick coverage and the game rendered a footnote.
Well, right before halftime I paused the game (watching it on my DVR-enabled dish thingy) and while it was paused, my phone rings. The caller ID says it’s my friend John. I stared at the phone, turned to my wife and said, “OH, SHIT JOHN’S CALLING TO SAY PRINCE WHIPPED OUT HIS COCK AT HALFTIME.”
I yanked the phone out of the wall and unpaused the show, and was obviously relieved. Not sure what John wanted, probably some kind of emergency. I’m going to bed.
