Lowtax Continues to Live My Dream
Anyway, some of you know that Mike Nelson, the genius behind Mystery Science Theater 3000, which was the last piece of entertainment that I ever really got excited about, has a site called Riff Trax with downloadable MP3’s of MST3K-style movie commentary. And while I’m stuck here using four commas in a sentence, internet superstar Lowtax of Something Awful fame has gotten to sit in with Mike and do a Riff Trax commentary.
For me, that would be like getting to play a game of one-on-one with Michael Jordan. That’s the status Mike Nelson holds in my mind. And while I know I could never stop Jordan from dunking over me, I’d be nailing jumpers all day. Let’s face it, his defense was never that great. If he’s scoring two every time, and I’m scoring three, who’s gonna win that one? That’s right. I was actually going to play professional ball but I won’t shower with others for fear everyone nearby will be unable to control their lust.
