Our Groins Have Been Dishonored
by David Wong
I finally sat down to sort through the crazy-ass e-mails I got about my 9/11 Conspiracy article and several readers brought to my attention a fairly serious omission in my references. Namely, nobody could tell what was hitting that Japanese man in the balls in that animation at the top.
That clip was captured from this video, wherein several Japanese men are forced to recite a tongue-twister as fast as possible. Stumbling over a single syllable would activate a lever that would smash them in the crotch.
Did you know: In Japan, this is how they elect their president.
