Bart the General
This has got to be one of the five most terrifying things I’ve seen in my life.
That’s Bart the General, an attempt at a Simpsons parody made, I suppose, by someone with a crippling mental illness. It’s not that it’s incompetent; I don’t find that much entertainment in pointing out bad attempts at it. There are just all these bizarre choices that no normal person would make, Homer scooting back and forth on the floor on his ass, his head in his hands, growling like a bear…
This clip was apparently discovered by Lowtax of Something Awful fame, as part of a ploy to elevate it into a Snakes On a Plane-style internet meme. If so, I gladly participate because I’ve had several readers say they’ve never been so horrified by something in their entire life, one of whom said he had spent time on the killing fields of Cambodia.
