Other Craptions

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"So it seems there's a weakness in your structure... A small exhaust port leading to your core. The rebels could exploit it..." "Oh what ever will I do?" "I could plug it for you." *wink wink*

On their wedding, both Tim and Laura wanted the world to know they were both virgins.

McCain and Palin 2008.

Yeah yeah great costumes, and everything, but can you imagine how loud the wheezing is during SEX! It's gotta sound like an ashmatic freight train getting choked by a foghorn.

It was a lovely wedding. Darth Maul was the best man. The Emperor gave her away. And after she threw the bouquet of light sabres they celebrated the nuptials by blowing up a planet.

True love has many forms, this is not one of them.

id like to feel HER force

It a nice day for a dark wedding...

Opposiths attrract.

"...and the Homecoming King and Queen are...."

This is my mom. The Death Star actually belongs to her. I just live in the basement.

I wanna post something funny, but I just find that female Darth Vader sexy. Is that weird?

And then Padme showed up and boy, was THAT awkward!

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I give you....the obamas : a night on the town

allways 2 there are.......cuz do themselves these dishes won't -yoda

Their sex tape must look like an industrial film.

Well, it looks like she's pretty good at polishing a helmet, if you know what I mean.

Vader? I hardly know her

Fake! I can see regular people in the background.

I want to see their kid, please God have a picture of their kid.

ComiCon: Please check dignity at the gate.

I find your lack of oral...disturbing.

I *labored breathing* want to tap *labored breathing* that ass.

"I have genital herpes." "And I don't."

Darth Gay-Der????????????

Star Wars Episode 7, the Clone Whores.

Further proof that the Obi Wan only cut off two legs.

ud think shes hot, until she takes off her mask n she too is burned, maimed, and kinda looks like an onion

I find your conveniently timed headaches disturbing

Notice the escape hatch crotch on Mr. Vader, because there's just not enough Miti chlorians in the world to keep wood long enough to slip out of that.

Something something something something scientology.

Darth Laid'er

If I was a fanboy, I'd be very busy by now...

my deathstar or yours?

Think Darth's temper is bad? Wait till Mrs. Vader has her time of the month

'Meet the Vaders' was just another poorly-made spinoff movie.

Not pictured: Joey Greco comforting a distraught Padme...

Luke... I am your father... and this is your Aunt Helga

Force-whipped.

Very few outsiders are privileged to see the bride and groom before their scientology wedding ceremony.

So.... Is it too late to change the most recent article into "EIGHT Supposedly Fun (and Actually Awful) Sex Ideas."

Light side. Dark side. They're all pink in the middle.

It's not gay, it's masturbation

Three words...Force Autoerotic Asphyxiation.

They wouldn't recognise Jedi as a religion, so we went for the closest ceremony available, Mormon.

and you though Episodes 1-3 were weird.

She's bat-shit insane, but she does anal.