Craptions Classics October 03, 2008

Never let Dr. Seuss design a stripper pole.

HelperMonkey

Other Craptions

Previously on LOST...

Gatt

Behold, the Earth's first pubic hair!

Zoo06

Here lies Salvador Dali.

DirkBelig

Sometimes there were two sets of footprints. Other times there were one set of footprints. And then sometimes there was a giant bronze sperm monster. Well played, Lord.

Genkai

If you're on LSD, this looks absolutely straight.

DirkBelig

Ironically, this is on a Brazilian beach.

HelperMonkey

That's totally Photoshopped. No one REALLY has a red camera.

CavalierX

Even black sperm is bigger.

scottz6

Excuse me, you haven't seen a giant ovum around here, have you?

zbeebs

Beaches get so awkward when they begin puberty

ballsdeep

And on the 8th day, the Lord installed a pull-and-speak cord on the Earth, and He was pleased by it.

Holy the Goalie

Jack was saddened he didn't make it home with the magic beans.

LilMoof

I call it... "Sperm".

spiderjerusalem

"Ah, Luke Skywalker! Now you see that your childhood teatherball is Frozen in Carbonite!! MUAHAHA!!"

superpoop
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