Other Craptions

Well there's your problem...

Still working out the bugs on this model

Vintage Mercedes-like new! Slight infestation problem. $23,000 -------------------------------------------------- Reply to: sale-708680256@craigslist.org Date: 2008-10-02, 12:03AM PDT

Worst. Picnic. Ever.

This is why insurance is higher on red cars...

If they ever figure out how to drive it, we're fucked...

that just looks ridiculous! red hubcaps?!

You said my fear of ants was "irrational" who's "irrational" now, huh?!? huh??!!

Honey I Shrunk the Benz!

i know! lets get magnifying glasses and burn the people!

"Really, Janice? Blow the horn at them? Giant robotic fucking ANTS are attacking our car and you want me to 'blow the horn at them'?!?!?

Take us to your dealer.

That's the oddest ant-enna I've ever seen on a car...

We're cloaked, right?

Malibu hosts the 47th Annual Holy Fuckin' Shit Day

wait, wait, wait...I wanna see if these two are gonna fuck.

Hello this is Onstar, What is your emergency?

Popular belief holds that you swallow at least one giant robotic spider every year.

This is what *really* happens when you put sugar in the gas tank.

Anthony Bourdain's "Meals on Wheels".

It's at times like this I like to go back to my last saved game.

Germans may have engineered the car, but fuckin' Nazis engineered the ants.

"Mate with it? I can't even find it's fucking thorax!"

Don´t you fucking blame me! - Large Hadron Collider

ALL YOUR BENZ ARE BELONG TO US

Fake. The steering wheel is on the wrong side.

(something funny about ants on a car)

North Korea's nanotechnology industry is still in its nascent stages.

Somehow, McCain will blame this on Obama.

Mercedes goes overboard with their new hood ornament

I for one welcome our new insect overlords

The Steampunk-Ant version of Death Race is surprisingly good...

Giant robotic ants may look impressive, but they can still occasionally lock the keys in their car as well..

When you illegally download Michael Bay's films, he comes at you with more than just lawsuits.

Wow! Those poeple look like us from here!

There's something about that car that bugs me...

...and then things got a little silly

But the queen specifically asked for cruise control. What else ya got?

Was a Jumani remake really necessary?

Gary set to work cutting the sunroof and Harold polished the hood ornament. Both of them could already SMELL all of the bitches they were going to pull in their new ride...

Dad? I've been arrested. They found a roach on the car.

Technically, this qualifies for the car pool lane.

We're crusin' the beach for uncles.

Lord...........DON'T you buy me a Mercedes Benz!!!

Oh, I see the acid finally kicked in.

"What do you mean my insurance doesn't cover this??"

Suddenly, not leaving the windows down a bit on a summer day became a brilliant idea.

Above: A transformer trying not to blow it's cower even under great torture and pain.

Yeah, Hollywood is pretty much out of ideas. Yesterday some dude tried to pass a script about Zorro fighting children.