Other Craptions

"Don't blame me. I voted "Neigh" on Proposition 204."

yeah... i wouldn't want to show my face next to him either...

its still difficult to choose who is the bigger ass

New Screenshots for President Evil 4

well, at least there is SOMETHING left on the planet that supports him...

Reverse Centaurs For Bush!

For every horse head, there's a horse ass

Will totally fuck up your country for food.

HOW TO STEAL A ROLEX: 1. Get your friend to create a ridiculous diversion (like pretending to support Bush) 2. Steal Rolex with your David Blaine-like telekinetic abilities.

The Life of George W. Bush as performed through interpretive dance.

For a nominal fee, Sarah Jessica Parker offers to show passersby her Bush.

Frank's one man show about 9/11 never really drew the crowds in...

"Look at that man make a fool of himself... No, not the guy dressed like a horse, the man in the picture."

Spurned by the Obama campaign, Hillary decides to campaign for the republicans.

I am President Bush, and I approve this message.

Huh, and I thought Ann Coulter stopped supporting President Bush a while back.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him think.

"My other end is in Congress."

Pokemon #1574: Politipony.

Have you ever seen a Craption photo so deliberately chosen to generate a specific caption?

And this is why I quit acid.

...proof that Bush is in fact lower than a horse's ass.

Well, he looks DUMB enough to be a Bush supporter.

Surprisingly, the portraits of Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, and Fatty Arbuckle were sold out.

TOO...MANY...PUNCHLINES!

"Next up is a framed photo of our beloved President. . . We will start the bidding at $0.12. . . Anybody?"

Usually in chess, pawns and horses are among the first pieces to be sacrificed. It's pretty much the same in live chess.

Hey brother, can you spare some oats.

Why the long face?

Proof that George W. Bush was War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death rolled into one.

Little Red Riding Hood really wants a Rolex watch.

So...wanna human around?

3 dumbasses pictured here: Bush (of course), the guy with the metal hat on, and the hobo who thinks he can actually afford a rolex.

(Not pictured: Rhyme, Reason)

That is one messed up picture of a monkey.

THIS dude would have been a better pres than Bush. No doubt.

Obama's scare tactics could be the final nail in the coffin

So that's where Bin Laden's been...

"I don't want the picture anymore, I will give you all my money, just take it, please."

This dude is Bush after 5 more years when he finally looses the rest of his brain, and takes his campaign to the streets.

If you look close enough, you can see that the portrait is entirely made up of tiny pictures of penises.

Sadly, Bush is the sane one in this picture.

You see some presidents walk like this... while other presidents walk like this...

Can you tell which is the real jackass? Me neither.

LOOK! Even the gold kiosk is crying while he's surrounded by so many idiots.

Looks like TWO things that aren't running this year.

LSD: Makes life more interesting.

We're still getting saddled either way.

That actor is working hard to put food on his family.