Other Craptions

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

Los Angeles: America's Japan.

Is that guy on the right having a pee?

WHAT YOU MAY NOT HAVE NOTICED: A red transformer in the background sniffing another transformer's butt. Very rarely caught on film.

"There can only be one!"

"Antonio, you don't deserve a star..." TAKE IT BACCKK!!!

Some people disapproved of Zorro's "tough love" parenting.

I have something to tell you... I'm not left handed either!

Pft, that is the most obvious product placement I have ever seen.

Remember, remember the 5th of Novem... what the fuck is this shit?

Now show us on the doll where Zorro marked you

Will Duel for Dollars

You know you're doing something freaky when THAT guy is staring at you like you're nuts...

"Batman's better." "Take it back!"

I will defend my hooters until the very end.

Worro had a less exciting career than his brother Zorro, but at least his enemies were easier to dispose of

West Hollywood: Reality Optional

Due to the low economy, the new "Zorro" movie auditions were kind of lax this time around...

After thinking the Shrek approach was to subtle...Antonio Banderas decides to actually go about labotimizing children.

Yeah, let's see you try that shit in Compton.

They had killed his mother, raped his father, and now the two Amish boys would taste Zoro's vengeance.

Bill looked on as the masked man battled the little ones. That could have been him. Cruel time had killed the dream.

MATT DAMON!

Why is he holding another hat?

Children With Swords Against Street Pedophiles in action.

Ooh, a Hooters.

Zorro teaches children how to defend themselves from creepy old perverts.....oh shit theres one right behind them!

With enough sword practice, Zorro can slash the uniforms right off those Hooters girls without leaving a scratch.

Zorro practices to take on the inflated child-balloons from yesterday's Craption.

Despite their pleas, the Bandit refused to give them back their noses.

Five minutes later, the Lone Ranger came strolling around the corner, and it. was. ON!!!

Ah, but I also am not left handed.

WHY WON'T YOU LET ME GO TO HOOTERS!! >:S

Where will you be when diareah strikes?????

When "time out" doesn't work anymore desperate parents turn to Zorro in order to scare kids straight.

Pirates of the Walk of Fame

man in background: "I'm so turned on by this."

Hey I think that guy goes to my gym!

After discovering the mystery of the Crystal Skull, Indiana Jones forayed into youth fencing.

In bum clothes, I look like a creepy pedophile. With this getup, the kids come a strolling on in. Noted.

Just another day in Hollywood.

Hey, McCain: that's not the kind of fence we were talking about.

You are a worthy adversary, Dakota Fanning, but you will not defeat Antonio!

And by the time the Wachowski Brothers shit out "The Matrix: Reveloaded-lutions" the performance art tie-in, there was but one solitary fan willing to succomb to it's horror.

Having battled the plastic shell children yesterday, Harold was ready for the next step.

Damn, William Fichtner is in everything these days!

Zorro battles his inner child.

It's Errol Flynn Day at the Walk of the Stars

"No, I did not kill your father and I will not prepare to die! For Christ's sake, he's standing right over there!