Craptions Classics September 29, 2008

Waiting for the helium dealer, they look forward to getting high.

jtklove

Other Craptions

Nothing is as scary and exhilarating as a toddlers first molt.

ShawnStu

Gift wrapping just couldn't disguise what Michael Jackson was getting for his birthday.

DrTom

The Olsen twins are just about paper thin nowadays

rasputin

The city had invented ingenious pedophile traps. Now just wait and watch...

Cyemmot

The poor children just felt all empty inside...

gamefreakjohnny

When you absolutely, positively need to suffocate your kid.

Halgy

Fuck you. They were on sale.

HelperMonkey

Show me on the doll where the lamp post touched you.

bcanders

You know that game in school where you let Elmer's glue dry on your hand and then pull it off. Timmy and Bobby were really good at it.

zbeebs

Iceman and Shadowkat's children are still learning how to use their powers...

Drroxxette

"You can't wish for the same superpower as me, dickbag!"

technotard

This is why I've stopped watching Bjork videos.

Brett-Butler

I truly believe that these new 3-D "Children at Play" signs are going to save some lives...

jeremycracked

These kids don't have the guts to cross the street .

shaf
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