Waiting for the helium dealer, they look forward to getting high.
Nothing is as scary and exhilarating as a toddlers first molt.
Gift wrapping just couldn't disguise what Michael Jackson was getting for his birthday.
The Olsen twins are just about paper thin nowadays
The city had invented ingenious pedophile traps. Now just wait and watch...
The poor children just felt all empty inside...
When you absolutely, positively need to suffocate your kid.
Fuck you. They were on sale.
Show me on the doll where the lamp post touched you.
You know that game in school where you let Elmer's glue dry on your hand and then pull it off. Timmy and Bobby were really good at it.
Iceman and Shadowkat's children are still learning how to use their powers...
"You can't wish for the same superpower as me, dickbag!"
This is why I've stopped watching Bjork videos.
These kids don't have the guts to cross the street .
I truly believe that these new 3-D "Children at Play" signs are going to save some lives...